This is a complete and utter crackfic…beware...this may scar you for life...

It was a random day at the palace of the nonexistent fire lord. Everyone just kind of chilled there, because Ozai had suddenly become addicted to all things pink and fluffy, so he wasn't firelord anymore.

Anyway, Zuko and Katara were just kind of chilling, when Zuko suddenly remembered that he needed to tell Katara something very important. "Katara…I'm gay." he said in a Spanish or whatever accent like Haru in Avatar Abridged Series episode 3...I think.

"Cool! So is Aang!" said Katara. "I'll just go chill with other people now. Whatever." she disappeared in a puff of purple smoke.

Then. Sokka walked in, being all sketchy. "Um, have you seen Iroh the total pimpmaster anywhere?" he asked.

"Yeah, I think he's chilling with his bitches out back," said Katara, who had magically reappeared. Sokka walked out the door, nearly crashing into Iroh, who was coming in with Toph, Mai, and Ty Lee. Katara disappeared again, and Sokka walked back in.

"Yo, Iroh, dude!" he yelled, doing that weird handshake thing that gangsters do with Iroh.

Zuko was bored, so he decided to go find Aang and see if he was really gay. So he went upstairs, crashed into Aang, and fell back down.

"Oh, my goodness, are you okay, Zuko?" Aang asked worriedly, walking down to Zuko hurriedly. "I am so sorry that I could do something so dreadfully clumsy!"

"I LOVE YOU AANG!" Zuko yelled. Aang looked worried again.

"Not so loud, Zuko, you'll wake the entire population of old people." he whispered, looking around to make sure none of said old people had woken up. Then Katara walked in, with a huge load of goth makeup and goth clothes, which oddly enough didn't frighten Aang at all.

"STOP OPPRESSING ME!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "Oh, my goodness, Katara, what happened to you?" asked Aang curiously.

"I took a course on Identity and Oppression when Appa wouldn't fly me wherever I wanter because it's his anniversary with Momo." Katara replied. "NOW STOP FREAKING OPPRESSING ME!" She walked away. Then Ty Lee walked up, looking depressed.

"Why aren't you with Iroh?" Zuko asked, not really caring, just wanting to spend some time alone with Aang.

"Because, he doesn't care. No one cares about me or wants me around or cares if I live or die." she informed them. "I want to go shoot myself. I'M SO EMO!!!!!" she started crying and ran off. Zuko glanced around to see if anyone planned on showing up again.

"Sooo…" he said.

"What were you saying, Zuko?" asked Aang.

"I LOVE YOU AANG!" Zuko yelled. Aang giggled, sounding creepishly like Ty Lee when she wasn't depressed.

"Oh, that's so sweet, Zuko!" he exclaimed. "I love you too!"

Just then, Haru appeared, looking very upset.

"But, Aang, I love you!" he said in his Spanish accent. "How could you do this to me?"

Aang looked worried. Zuko glared at Haru.

"There's only one way to settle this." he said menacingly. "Agni Kai."

Then everyone magically transported onto the place where the Agni Kai was. Jun was walking around, complaining about her job as a telemarketer, which kind of wasn't working out, because phones weren't alive. She was also advertising SexyFine Hair products. Then the traditionalist waterbender started having a fight with Katara about feminism, and then they started having a battle. Then Haru and Zuko started fighting, and everyone got bored of that, and watched the battle about feminism instead(which katara won by the way). Then Zuko completely kicked Haru's ass, and Azula felt bad for him and dragged him off to not die. Then Zuko and Aang were together for the rest of their life and lived happily ever after. The end.

Sorry if this scarred you for life…I warned you…also none of this should be taken seriously. I was making a complete joke out of everything and happen to love avatar.