Disclaimer(what is a disclaimer?): I don't own hamtaro or The Fairy Odd Parents.
Except Charlotte,
Kick'n Butt
Chapter 1
Timmy's New Sitter
Kimi:welcome to guess the narrator! where the narrator changes… you have to find out
when! Guess who this is?
Narrator: HELLO! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE NARRATOR!! I need my fingers
manicured. MAIDS 'N SERVANTS!
Amber: I KNOW! IT'S CHESTER!
Kimi:*stares* okay…. NEXT!
Emily: TRIXI'S FRIEND!
Kimi:close! NEXT!
Felecity: Tixi!
Kimi:oh, my lord. A baby beating two 9 year olds… CONGRATS FELECITY! TRIXI
WAS THE ANSWER!!! You win canivar 'n ciggaretts!
Felecity:O_o
Kimi:Just kiddin' You win a hug a bear! Now on with the story!
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8:00
Mrs. Turner: Bye timmy!... what am I doing? *writes on a piece of paper that her
n' Mr. Turner were going to a pet convention and were taking the fish since that
was they're only pet.*
Mr. turner:I'm hip!
Mrs. That's soo old.
*Mr. And Mrs. Turner leave*
Timmy:(just waking up) *yawns* Good Morning Cosmo and Wanda...
Narrator: Like, no reply
Timmy: Cosmo... Wanda? *runs downstairs and tripps over a piece of paper*
Whoops!!! *reads it* 'Went out with dad to go to the convention. We took
your fish and dad is trading your fish for a puppy, oh, also take care! And Vicky
has the chicken pox, so you are going to have another sitter. Make her feel at home!
Love, Mom 'n dad'
Timmy:Finally! No Icky Vicky! *runs to his boring vidio games*
Narrator:10 minutes later... and Kimi, this is boring.
Kimi:We'll deal with it young lady(what am I talking about? She's older than me!)
(Ding Dong)
Timmy:Wanda! Get it!... Oh... *walks to the door. *opens it* he-
who are you!!??
Kimi:Your babysitter Oufcourse! I brought my hamster along.
Timmy:How old are you??
Kimi: 9.
Timmy: I HAVE A NINE YEAR OLD BABYSITTING ME?? THINGS GET
FREAKIER BY THE SECOND!
Kimi:Okay, enough of the introducing, now its time for work.
Timmy:Work?
Kimi:Yup. Clean Charlotte's hamster cage first. Then do my homework then wash
the dishes then take out the garbage then mow the lawn, then clean the house.
Your mom and dad will be soo happy after! Now get to work!
Timmy:No 9 year old bosses me. Or under...
Kimi:Ok, I'll tell Vicky to spread the pox to ya.
Timmy:*thinking* always works. *gets to work*
Kimi:Oooohh.. a scooter! Bye Timmy! I'm going to play! When I come back
you have to be finished with your chores, or... you don't wanna know..
Timmy:Gulp.
Kimi:Also take care of Charlotte! *leaves the sight*
Timmy:*stares at the tiger stripted hamster with 2 yellow ribbons in its hair and one
yellow ribbon on its tail. The tail looks like sandy's and the ribbons (of course)
are like Bijou's. Plus she was tiny)
Narrator:*yawns* 2-
Kimi:*nudges Trixi*
Narrator:ow! My new permed hair! How dare you! Anyway, 2 hours past.
Timmy:getting tired... can't work..*falls asleep on the ground*
Charlotte:Finally! My chance! *runs out the open door that clumsy Timmy
left open*
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Kimi:Like the chapter? Please R+R!! What does R+R mean anyway?
Who cares! Now its another round of 'guess the narrator!' Here is our
narrator. Guess who this is?
Narrator:I'm the narrator. I got an A+++++++-
Kimi:thats enough
Narrator:-on my math test. I have a lab and a monkey, that was in a movie.
Misty:That's easy. Its Timmy.
Kimi:Wrong!
Durene:Chester!
Kimi:Nope. Chester will get a complete opposite grade. F+ lol.
Chester:hey!
Molly:You guys freak me out. I saw the movie. Its A.J.
Kimi:Correct! You win a candy wrapper!
Molly:grrrrrr...
Kimi:*sweatdropps anime style* umm.. you win a brand new christmas doll
with a matching outfit for ya! Merry Christmas in July!(Its summer)Stick
around for chapter two!, 'Charlotte's Double-your-meanness-back plan'
Except Charlotte,
Kick'n Butt
Chapter 1
Timmy's New Sitter
Kimi:welcome to guess the narrator! where the narrator changes… you have to find out
when! Guess who this is?
Narrator: HELLO! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE NARRATOR!! I need my fingers
manicured. MAIDS 'N SERVANTS!
Amber: I KNOW! IT'S CHESTER!
Kimi:*stares* okay…. NEXT!
Emily: TRIXI'S FRIEND!
Kimi:close! NEXT!
Felecity: Tixi!
Kimi:oh, my lord. A baby beating two 9 year olds… CONGRATS FELECITY! TRIXI
WAS THE ANSWER!!! You win canivar 'n ciggaretts!
Felecity:O_o
Kimi:Just kiddin' You win a hug a bear! Now on with the story!
****************************************************************
8:00
Mrs. Turner: Bye timmy!... what am I doing? *writes on a piece of paper that her
n' Mr. Turner were going to a pet convention and were taking the fish since that
was they're only pet.*
Mr. turner:I'm hip!
Mrs. That's soo old.
*Mr. And Mrs. Turner leave*
Timmy:(just waking up) *yawns* Good Morning Cosmo and Wanda...
Narrator: Like, no reply
Timmy: Cosmo... Wanda? *runs downstairs and tripps over a piece of paper*
Whoops!!! *reads it* 'Went out with dad to go to the convention. We took
your fish and dad is trading your fish for a puppy, oh, also take care! And Vicky
has the chicken pox, so you are going to have another sitter. Make her feel at home!
Love, Mom 'n dad'
Timmy:Finally! No Icky Vicky! *runs to his boring vidio games*
Narrator:10 minutes later... and Kimi, this is boring.
Kimi:We'll deal with it young lady(what am I talking about? She's older than me!)
(Ding Dong)
Timmy:Wanda! Get it!... Oh... *walks to the door. *opens it* he-
who are you!!??
Kimi:Your babysitter Oufcourse! I brought my hamster along.
Timmy:How old are you??
Kimi: 9.
Timmy: I HAVE A NINE YEAR OLD BABYSITTING ME?? THINGS GET
FREAKIER BY THE SECOND!
Kimi:Okay, enough of the introducing, now its time for work.
Timmy:Work?
Kimi:Yup. Clean Charlotte's hamster cage first. Then do my homework then wash
the dishes then take out the garbage then mow the lawn, then clean the house.
Your mom and dad will be soo happy after! Now get to work!
Timmy:No 9 year old bosses me. Or under...
Kimi:Ok, I'll tell Vicky to spread the pox to ya.
Timmy:*thinking* always works. *gets to work*
Kimi:Oooohh.. a scooter! Bye Timmy! I'm going to play! When I come back
you have to be finished with your chores, or... you don't wanna know..
Timmy:Gulp.
Kimi:Also take care of Charlotte! *leaves the sight*
Timmy:*stares at the tiger stripted hamster with 2 yellow ribbons in its hair and one
yellow ribbon on its tail. The tail looks like sandy's and the ribbons (of course)
are like Bijou's. Plus she was tiny)
Narrator:*yawns* 2-
Kimi:*nudges Trixi*
Narrator:ow! My new permed hair! How dare you! Anyway, 2 hours past.
Timmy:getting tired... can't work..*falls asleep on the ground*
Charlotte:Finally! My chance! *runs out the open door that clumsy Timmy
left open*
**********************************************************
Kimi:Like the chapter? Please R+R!! What does R+R mean anyway?
Who cares! Now its another round of 'guess the narrator!' Here is our
narrator. Guess who this is?
Narrator:I'm the narrator. I got an A+++++++-
Kimi:thats enough
Narrator:-on my math test. I have a lab and a monkey, that was in a movie.
Misty:That's easy. Its Timmy.
Kimi:Wrong!
Durene:Chester!
Kimi:Nope. Chester will get a complete opposite grade. F+ lol.
Chester:hey!
Molly:You guys freak me out. I saw the movie. Its A.J.
Kimi:Correct! You win a candy wrapper!
Molly:grrrrrr...
Kimi:*sweatdropps anime style* umm.. you win a brand new christmas doll
with a matching outfit for ya! Merry Christmas in July!(Its summer)Stick
around for chapter two!, 'Charlotte's Double-your-meanness-back plan'