Disclaimer: I don't own Animaniacs or Tiny Toon Adventures. Although I'd love to own them, it's illegal to claim you own them unless you have a lot of cash to buy the rights to these shows, cash that I don't have.
By the way, I revised this story a little, so I hope you don't mind. Enjoy!!
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Another quiet day in Acme Acres. The sun is out, birds were chirping... and Calamity Coyote was chasing Beeper the Road Runner all around the area, eventually chasing him into Acme Looniversity. Here, in the "Outsmarting Antagonists" class, is where our story begins.
'aw man! It's such a great day outside,' thought Plucky, bored out of his mind at the moment as he looked out the window.
' Another day, another duck bored out of his teensy, weensy, egotistically whacked out brain of his…considering he has one.' Thought Babs, looking at the bored, pathetic looking duck sitting in front of her. 'Can't say much because I'm so bored, I've resorted to watching Plucky, of all egomaniacs, for entertainment for the past half hour.'
"Geesh, am I the only one paying attention in class today?" Whispered Buster to his right to me, the narrator, who is also part of the class for this chapter.
"And to answer your question, yes. The students here are looking quite out of it today as they have resorted to look at the dirt in their feathers like Shirley, daydreaming like Furrball (in his case, he's daydreaming of finally eating Sweety), looking desperately at the clock like Sweety, or, in Fifi Le Fume's case, repeatedly kissing a picture of Hamton." Whispered the narrator.
"Ewww, didn't need to know that last part," whispered Buster, disgusted at what he saw (and heard from from the narrator.)
"But what do you expect on a Wednesday. We're halfway into the school week and yet it feels like an eternity. Especially with the three day day weekend and with Acme Acres Founder's Day coming up, it's no wonder everyone's so bored." Whispered Babs, who was to Buster's left.
Buster did have to admit, he was getting a little bored himself. Acme Acres Founder's Day was a big thing in Acme Acres; It was the day that John Q. Bunny founded the town 200 years ago, when he, his followers, and friends were looking for a place to practice their toon tomfoolery in peace and without the intervention of those who wanted a quiet and peaceful life. Plus, Bugs Bunny was the undisputable descendant of John Q. Bunny, especially since his family tree goes all the way to John Q. and also since they both look similar to each other. Every year, there was free food, a huge Founder's Day Fair, and a Founder's Day parade , and every year, Acme Looniversity's staff and students always took part in it, like the sponsoring of the events and also taking part in its activities. And a major chunk of the student body were anxious to plan for Founder's day and doing whatever they had to do for that day like planning and setting up booths, cater the food, going over their routines for those taking part in the parade as baton twirlers, candy tossers, or band members for the marching band. Even some students are using the week to build floats for the parade. And Buster was going to use the rest of the week to build a float for it with his friends, Plucky, Babs, and Hamton.
"If you think being bored is bad, you should check out the gym, the music room, and the cafeteria. The baton twirlers have been practicing very hard this entire week. That means twenty four hours a day without a break, not even a wink of sleep, same thing goes for the marching band. And don't get me started with the lunch ladies at the cafeteria. Along with hot dogs, pizza, and ice cream cake, they're cooking mystery meat for the fair, and the taste testers didn't even go to the nurse's office after eating it, not even once. In fact, they even went as far as saying that the mystery meat was like tasting a little bit of heaven," whispered Babs. "And this time, it wasn't Dizzy Devil who tasted it."
"And yet the mystery meat they feed us tastes like a little bit of a garbage dump," sighed Buster, a little annoyed that the students in Acme Loon are getting the short end of the stick when it comes to food.
"Oh well, at least we have the best float contest. And I know we're going to win first place at the parade for sure," whispered Plucky, who took a sudden interest in the conversation.
"Yeah, first place for sure. Unless something goes horribly wrong like last year," Whispered Hamton, who was in front of Buster, nervously.
flashback
"Newswatch. Today in downtown Acme Acres, a float of John Q. Bunny exploded during the Founder's Day parade this afternoon. Let's go to Mary Melody with the news. Mary?" Said a male anchorman.
"Hi, this is Mary Melody and I am in downtown Acme Acres, where a float exploded and affected every person and building within a five mile radius. Luckily for us and everyone here in acme acres, we're toons and we can survive anything. Although I wish I could say the same for the property that's been damaged."
And sure enough, everything and everyone was covered with soot, trying to recover from the blast. The buildings didn't look so good, either...in fact, they looked dilapidated, annihilated, and covered in soot.
Lying right next to the ruined float was Buster, Babs, and Hamton, groaning in agony. Plucky was barely shakily standing up next to Mary near the float.
"As one of the owners of this float, do you care to comment," Said Mary to Plucky, apparently very dizzy in the head and in so much pain.
"Plucky...should....stay away from...explosives and...fire." said Plucky, dizzily, as he fell face first to the ground.
end flashback
Buster, Hamton, and Babs glared at Plucky after remembering the fiasco, considering it was all Plucky's fault. They knew he was creating a surprise for the float last year and they let him do it, thinking it might not hurt, although they hadn't expected Plucky to do anything with firecrackers, fireworks, and dynamite. (Don't ask why Plucky added dynamite with fireworks and firecrackers. He's just a dippy duck who thought it was a great idea at the time.)
"I am not a dippy duck," whispered Plucky to the narrator, angrily, while the narrator stuck her tongue out at Daffy. Meanwhile, his friends were still glaring at him.
"Okay, so the whole 'John Q. Bunny Big Bang Float' was a horrible idea from the start. Can't blame a guy for being creative, especially when it's a big creative 'surprise'." whispered Plucky to his friends, defensively.
With that said, Buster groaned and slappped his forehead, saying that he should've caught on to Plucky's 'surprise' last year when Plucky named it the "John Q. Bunny Big Bang Float.' The 'surprise' caused so much property damage that Bugs had to step in and pay for everything since the four teens couldn't even pay for a fraction of the cost. They didn't even have to pay Bugs back monetarily, although they had to sign a contract that prohibited them from using explosives and anything fire related for the float or any other activity for Founder's Day again, along with cafeteria duty for two months.
"Riiiight. And you can't blame us from barring you from being creative with the float this year," whispered Babs, earning a glare from Plucky in return.
"and we can do without one of your 'surprises' as well, thank you very much." Even with the contract, Babs knew that Plucky might cause them unnecessary trouble with his crazy ideas again, one way or another.
Plucky stuck out his tongue at Babs, crossed his arms, and went back to looking out the window.
"Well, I can safely say that history can't possibly be repeated this---" Buster whispered, being cut off by the explosion that followed. "Year?"
"And that is how you trick your opponent into accepting a very explosive bomb disguised as a coconut." Exclaimed a very enthusiastic Bugs Bunny who came out from hiding behind his own desk, with a soot covered, clothes tattered, very shocked Elmer Fudd a few feet away from him, apparently having the bomb explode on the latter after being tricked into accepting the bomb in this little demonstration. The bomb was so explosive that the whole class had to take cover from the explosion behind their desks as a result. (Except for Buster, Babs, Hamton, and Plucky, who got caught in the explosion because they were too caught up in the conversation to pay attention.)
"Sorry, kids. Only bomb I had left. But it's a good thing I warned you first." Then Bugs noticed Buster, Babs, Hamton, and Plucky weren't so lucky. "Although, now you four know what happens when you don't pay attention."
"You're despicable." Said Plucky to the Narrator, his beak on his head.
"To you, it's despicable, but for me, it's funny," said the narrator.
The dismissal bell rang, "Class dissmissed, and don't forget that Founder's day is on Monday." Said Bugs to the students.
And all the students (and Elmer) ran for the door. Except for me, who went back to the audience like a good narrator should.
"Ah, youth," said Bugs, nostalgically. "I just hope Founder's Day goes off without a hitch this year."
After saying this, a fat guy wearing a yellow radioactive proof suit came in, holding a crate with two crowbars.
"Eh, what's up, Doc." said Bugs, standing behind his desk.
"These are your new students for the school. I was told to give them to you, Mr. Principal Bunny. Don't open it 'til I leave. Here," Said the fat guy commonly known as Ralph the security guard as he left the crate on his desk, handed Bugs one of his crowbars, and dashed out the door like his life depended on it.
"Typical," Sighed Bugs. "Someone sees one toon, he thinks he's seen all toons, and all of us here in Acme Acres are looney in our own special way. But with these kind of students, I can understand his fear." Said Bugs as he opened the crate.
"School, school , school. Schoooooool!" sang the trio of inkblot -type characters with red noses (and an incredible likeness in appearance to puppies, or monkeys, or whatever they were) well known as Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, as they rose from the crate. Then they stepped out of the crate and sang, "our day of school, where we all learn a less- " It was then that the took a long hard look at their surroundings, then at Bugs.
"Bugsy, it's you." Said the inkblots as they jumped into Bugs' arms and simultaneously gave him a big smooch.
"Hey, glad to see you, too, Warners, but I'd like it if you saved it for your antagonists in your Outsmarting Antagonists Class."
And at that, the Warners jumped back down to the floor.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhh….what's going on here, you're not our teacher," said Yakko, the tallest of the Warners in brown pants, confused. "And I don't think this is the right classroom."
"And I don't think we're in Burbank anymore," said the smallest, female Warner, Dot, looking out the window. She had on a pink skirt and a flower in between her ears.
"And I don't think I used the bathroom before we left." Said Wakko, the medium sized Warner. He wore a red cap on his head and a blue sweater.
"Then go already!" yelled the other two Warners.
"Already did, before the crate was opened," Said Wakko, smiling with his tongue hanging loosely on the side of his mouth.
"Eeeewwwww!" Exclaimed Yakko and Dot, digusted.
"The next time you do something like that in the crate, at least warn us first," said Dot.
"Sorry," said Wakko.
"Ok, kids, the thing is, you've been upping the ante on your shenanigans lately and it's getting on everyone's nerves on the movie lot a lot more than usual, especially on Thaddeus Plotz." Bugs said, knowing ahead of time that the Warners would be students in Acme Looniversity from now on after talking with Thaddeus Plotz about it, two weeks prior to their arrival to the school.
"Better known as TP," said Yakko.
"Yes," said Bugs, a little annoyed at being interrupted. "Anyway, you've really pushed him and everyone else off the deep end this time and I think you guys flooding the water tower and Burbank was the last hair on the camel's back."
"Yeah, so much for that indoor pool." Said Dot, sullenly.
"And so much for that last hair on my camel's back," said Wakko, pulling out his hairless camel out of his gag bag "Lost most of his hair back in the Sahara desert when it was caught on fire and lost the last strand of it during the flood."
"Wakko, could you please put that camel away? Bugs is trying to explain what the deal is with us this time with little interference as possible?" asked Yakko, more interested in what Bugs had to say.
Wakko obeyed Yakko and put his camel back in his bag, more interested in hearing the explanation, like his brother.
"If you wanna blame someone for our sudden tranquil behavior, blame the ever-so-annoying narrator," Whispered Yakko to the audi----
Hey!!!
"Actually, I think it'd be funnier if we went to the video for this one." Bugs said as he set of the camera equipment.
Meanwhile, the Warners sat in three of the desks as they pulled soda, popcorn, little flags with Warner bros. studio logo, and a huge banner that says "We Luv WB" on it, which spanned the three desks, from nowhere, a little something I'd like to call the hammerspace technique.
"And this technique is the best thing to happen since pischetti* and ice cream, Miss Narrator," replied Yakko with him and his siblings smiling at the audience, breaking the fourth wall for the umpteenth time…
"Nuh uh uh, we didn't break the wall for the umpteenth time," said Yakko.
"We've broken a lot of walls a trillion, zillion, and thirty two times, to be exact." Answered Dot.
That's not what I … Well, whatever. You three have a movie to watch in 5…4… switch to Bugs…
"3… 2… and 1. Enjoy the film Warners." Said Bugs as he was done with setting up the equipment and was already sitting in a desk next to the Warners to their right, eating popcorn and waving a WB flag.
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And the video will be shown in the next chapter. Please read and review. Constructive Criticism is welcome and I will continue working on this fic at your request. But please don't be so rough(: And don't worry, the narrator won't be seen or mentioned in the next chapter.
* "pischetti" is actually the Warner's way of saying "spaghetti".
