Heehee.. Haahaa.. Okay, okay. You haven't seen crazy until you've seen this..
Itachi: Disclaimer?
Oh, thanks for the reminder. And you can do it too, my little Uchiha 3
Itachi: I'm not yours! Because you don't own Naruto or the song "The Akatsuki", which was nicely taken from Everybody Likes Chocolate Cake. AND YOU DIDN'T ASK!
Hey, that's what disclaimers are for. You heard the hottie, I own nothing but the plot. Onto the story!
Chapter 1: Sasuke's Past! A Flash of Remembering why the crap he's gonna kill Itachi!
Rain.
It had rained, that day.
On the day of his party at school.
He was supposed to be greeted by his kaa-san be given a hug, and have cake with his family..
Chocolate, to be exact.
But no; Itachi ruined all that.
How?
By taking his chocolate cake.
Sasuke Uchiha, age 15, an Avenger.
For what?
Why, his chocolate cake.
Sasuke could remember that day...
FLASHBACK OF DOOM
"Hi Mom, Dad, I'm hoooome!" THe young Uchiha of age 5's voice rang out as he ran in from the rain, into his house.
"Kaa-san?" He whispered the formality of his mother.
"Itachi-nii-san?" He wodnered where they all went..
"Hai, Sasuke?" Came Itachi's voice.
"Where's Kaa-san, Itachi-nii-san?"
"Dead. All of them."
"Why?"
"I killed them."
There was chocolate all over Itachi's face.
"What about my cake?"
"I ate it."
Then, Itachi left.
The young avenger fell to the ground, and yelled,
"I VOW TO AVENGE MY CLAN... AND MY CHOCOLATE CAKE!"
Flashback of DOOM ending!
And so there was the reason why he wanted to kill Itachi.
Speaking of Itachi...
At the Akatsuki Lair..
"And that's why my little bro wants to kill me."
"Over a piece of chocolate cake?"
"You betcha!"
"Well, that's nice.. Itachi, wanna sing?"
"Sure Kisame. Leader, hit it!"
The One Piece theme begans to play, and Itachi and Kisame begin to sing their own version.
"Ya yo, ya yo, ya yo, oh, oh!
His name is Leader…that's Akatsuki Leader!
Gonna be king of the ninjas!
He's crazy for chocolate! How did that happen?
Yo ho ho, he took a bite of cocoa!
Ya yo, ya yo, ya yo, oh, oh!
Oh! His name's Itachi, he's like a samurai!
And a F-I-S-H-Y Kisame's not shy!
Sasori's doin' that puppet thing!
While Deidara's talkin' for the would-be king.
Ya yo, ya yo, ya yo, oh, oh!
It's time for Akatsuki!
That's the name of their group!
In the Secret Base!
Ya yo, ya yo
It's time for Akatsuki!"
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See? WASN'T THAT WERID?
THe whole idea was from reading Everybody Loves Chocolate Cake by EvilSithGirl.
Really.. Her brother. So go see it. Yeah. Also..
REVIEW! I'll add more, you see 3