Kenshin VS. Battousai
Disclaimer: Oh, how can I put this? I do not own Lulouni Kenshin?
Man in law-authorized black suit: No
Erika: I do not own Ruronnie Kenshin?
M.I.L.A.B.S: Nuh-Uh
Erika: *sighs*: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin
M.I.L.A.B.S: That's better
Erika: *whispering* Yet
Author's note: Some of you have asked for this, and I've been thinking of a way to do it. Well, I thought about it and here's your sequal to "Battousai VS. Kenshin"
Kaoru smiled cheerfully as she did the laundry. It was a beautiful day, and everything was going well. Yahiko was pointing and laughing at Sanosuke, who had just spilled his sake all over his lap. Ayame and Suzume were visiting, playing with their Uncle Kenny.
Yes, everything was good. Even if she did find holes in Yahiko's underwear, and bits of food in his pocket, and some sort of spying plans in his shirt.
"Auntie Kaoru, come play with us!" Ayame called.
Kaoru smiled.
"Okay, I'm almost done with this." She replied.
Kenshin, squatting on the ground bounicing the ball, began to whine along with the three and five year old.
"Miss Kaoru, let it go, I'll do that later, that I will." He said.
Sanosuke, who had the hysterical Yahiko in a headlock, looked at her too.
"Yah, Yahiko will do that."
The ten year old's laughter abruptly stopped.
"Says who?!" He demanded.
While Sanosuke and Yahiko began to argue back and forth, Kaoru approached Kenshin and the two girls.
"Ten minutes." She said.
"Hours." Suzume replied.
"Days." Ayame added.
Kaoru chuckled.
"Let's just play."
The two girls cheered and tried to take the ball from Kenshin, but he quickly held it out of their reach. They puffed out their cheeks and began to jump for it.
"Uncle Kenny! Give us the ball!" They demanded together.
Kenshin smiled.
"If you answer three questions, I will give you the ball, that I will. First quest-"
"Kenshin's got a ball!" Yahiko shouted, pointing at the red haired rurouni.
"And he's keeping it away!" Sanosuke added, with gigantic eyes.
They looked at eachother and nodded, then slowly looked at Kenshin.
"Uh-Oh." Kenshin said, knowing what was about to happen.
"Get 'em!"
In a matter of seconds, Kenshin was running with the ball from everyone but Kaoru. She found the game a little childish, and if Megumi were to approach the dojo and catch her playing such a silly game, she would definantly keep the title "Racoon Girl" for the rest of her life.
"Ugly, c'mon! Kenshin's getting away." Yahiko said, stopping to face Kaoru.
"I still have to finish the laundry." Kaoru replied, shaking her head.
Ayame stopped.
"Suzume, get on my shoulders. We'll catch Uncle Kenny faster that way." She told the younger sibling.
Suzume nodded and hopped on her back. Then, the two of them took off.
Sanosuke looked at Yahiko.
"Yahiko, get on my back. We can't let Kenshin escape."
Yahiko scrambled up the older man.
"Go, Midnight!" He said, kicking poor Sanosuke.
Sanosuke frowned at him.
"I'm not a horse."
As the four of them (Suzume riding Ayame, and Yahiko on Sanosuke) chased Kenshin and the ball, a cherry blossom petal fell on Kaoru's hand.
She looked at it sadly. Ever since Kenshin and her had admitted their feelings to eachother (After a horrible ordeal with a twist of personality), Kaoru had been happy.
She finally felt as if she could depend on someone. Not like a parent depend. More of a trusting depend. Like it was her job, as well as privelage to trust Kenshin.
But, everytime she looked into Kenshin's eyes, she could see a tiny fleck of gold. The Battousai. It was like he was trapped within Kenshin. She loved Kenshin, but she had loved him as Battousai, too. It was crazy, since they were the same person, but very true.
Her thoughts were interuppted by Yahiko's screams of fear. She followed the sound and saw Sanosuke on the edge of a hill, teetering.
"I'm gonna fall!" He said, swaying wildly.
Yahiko dug his nails into him.
"Don't fall!"
"I'm gonna fall!"
"Please don't fall!"
Kenshin sprang up from behind a rock and hurled the ball at them. Sanosuke caught the ball, but lost his balance.
"Woops." Kenshin said, glancing down the hill.
Sanosuke and Yahiko went tumbling down the hill.
Suzume and Ayame approached.
"They falled!" Suzume said.
From the bottom of the hill, they heard Sanosuke groan.
"I'm okay." He called up.
Kenshin smiled, and squatted down.
"You have the ball now, that you do." He teased.
Ayame suddenly sprang down in a run.
"Ayame, no!" Kenshin said, flying down after her.
"Uncle Sano! Yahiko! Are you alright?" She asked, still running.
As predicted, she tripped and fell. Sanosuke scrambled to his feet, and waited to catch her. Kenshin was fast enough to catch up to her, and got her in his arms, then slid down the rest of the way.
Suzume, now crying at the top, ran to get Kaoru.
Kenshin took Ayame's chin in his hand.
"Are you okay?"
She shook her head.
"No." She whimpered.
Kenshin wiped grass and dirt from her face.
"Why not?" He asked, sweetly.
Her bottom lip began to tremble.
"I wet myself."
Kenshin picked her up, cooing sweet, soothing words to her, and began to head back up.
Sanosuke squinted at Yahiko.
"You didn't pee on me, did you?"
Yahiko smiled evily.
"I don't know, that was a pretty scary fall. Why, do you feel wet?"
Sanosuke punched him.
"C'mon, let's go back."
Meanwhile, in Kenshin's mind, Battousai spoke.
"This is ridiculous, I'm carrying some brat who fell down a small hill and urinated all over herself." He said.
Kenshin frowned.
"Shutup." He thought, in his own rurouni voice.
To Be Continued (If your reviews choose to do so)
Author's 2nd note: If this gets good enough, I'll make it funnier and sweeter, and sexier each time! *Fans of all genres clap and cheer*