Disclaimer: I don't own anything…except my bunny rabit…
PLEASE NOTE: I didn't write this fic…all credit goes to keeno, you no who you are…
KILL BILL VOLUME 3…
I waved my sword in the air so everyone knew I mean business and it was so sharp that it cut a hole in the ceiling and a chimney landed on me then I did the splits and I sucked my cheeks in and went "ooo!" to the camera even though I don't have a willy.
Then three hundred men came in and I said "call that three hundred men? THIS is three hundred men!" then they looked at each other and I got on my BMX and did bunny-hops on their heads until their arms dropped off.
Then O-Ren Ishii jumped out of a helicopter and threw heads everywhere and shouted "I HOPE IT'S CHIPS IT'S CHIPS" and I got my baseball bat out and hit one of the heads back and it went in her mouth and she swallowed it and said "salt and vinegar my favourite".
Then Bill came in and he said "Hello!" and I said "Or is it Goodbye?" and he wanted to cuddle me but I'm not gay so I killed him and it snowed in the garden and my soul.