Author's Notes: Yes, I am aware I haven't finished my season 6 thing yet, but right now I basically don't have any material to use

Author's Notes: Yes, I am aware I haven't finished my season 6 thing yet, but right now I basically don't have any material to use. Suggestions, anyone? Oh, and about this fic. I just want to apologise if anyone is offended by it. It's just a bit of fun.

Oh No! Not *another* 'starting out' fic!

Authorz note: Hey everyone!!!!! Like, this is my 1st eva fic so be gentle! It's an AU which is priddy much absolutely nothing like the show!!!! Oops, how do these bold and italic keys work again??????

Like, one day Spike was walking along the road in Sunnydale. Then Buffy came and bumped into him.

"Hey Buffy!" he said cheerfully. "Howz it going!"

"Fine!!! And u?" Buffy answered wiv a smile. Spike sure is hot. She thought.

"Pretty good, you!" Spike asked.

Buffy stared confused. "Like, didn't you not just ask me that?" she said confusedly.

"Oh yeah. Like WHATEVER." Spike said.

he is so charming thought Spike. I mean Buffy.

"Say you wanna go on a date tonite????" Spike said.

"Like no way your my enemy!!" said Buffy. "Well, actually on second thought ok. See you tonite."

"YESS I have a date wiv Buffy!!" Spike yelled. Then he blushed and ran away.

hes so cute buffy thought.

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Like, the next day Buffy was getting ready.

Ohmigod Spike is soooooooo hot. She thought. I mean even thought he used to be my mortal enemie now he has a chip so itz ok to date him right????

Then their was a knocking at the door. open up it's me willow said willow.

"ok I'll be right they're!!!!!!!!!!!! Buffy replied.

Buffy Spike has been in an accident he is in a coma." Willow said quickly.

"Like, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" buffy cried. "now our love will never happen!!!!!!!!!"

what are u talking about???????? Said willow wiv a smile.

I love spike "buffy explained."

The end.

Like, please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE REVIEWERS THOUGHTS:

From: Spikesgirlfriend4eva

Review: Like, that was sooooooo good! Spike n Buffy 4 eva YEAH!!!!

From: bilbo

Review: morreeeeee I'm can't wait for the next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Angelus

Review: What the hell kinda piece of crap was this?! It made no freaking sense!

The End! For now.......