I am - I am - I am superman!'
Ugh, why did she agree to join Glee club? She had never been so bored before. And why does she have to listen to this garbage sung by two delusional idiots who can't tell how Marley likes the butter on her bread.
'know what's happening, I am - I am - I am superman, and I can do anything'
Kitty sighed. Were Jake and Ryder really singing about being a superhero to Marley? This was insane. Even more insane than the time when her mum got in her car, drove to the supermarket and drove off with the ATM. She crossed her arms and looked at the boys with her weirdest look, hoping they'd take a hint. But nothing, they just kept singing with their awful voices. Instead of having to listen to two idiots singing, she remembered something from the earlier week…
Finn had just given them the assignment where they have to sing songs about superheros – a total lame assignment if you ask Kitty. But instead of bitching about it, she took this chance to sing with the girl of her dreams. After school, Kitty went straight to the costume store and bought two costumes, one for her and one for Marley. Afterwards she googled the words 'superhero', 'hero', 'batman' to find the perfect song to sing. After three hours of searching, she found it. Holding out for a hero sung by Bonnie Tyler.
The next day she went straight to Marley and told her they were doing a duet in Glee club. Marley seemed less into the idea than Kitty would've thought, but at least she said yes.
'I'm femme fatale because in French, that means to kill women and that's what I plan to do during our number' Kitty explained and smiled.
A few hours later they were rehearsing in Kitty's bedroom. It went really well, and they sounded awesome together.
'Let's take a break' Marley had said and sat on Kitty's bed. 'I think we sing really well together'
'You serious? We're like two goddesses trying to show the world how we don't need no man to save us, because we're so awesome ourselves' Kitty said and sat beside Marley.
Marley laughed. 'Right. Which leads me to the next point….Kitty, you're awesome. Like, really awesome. Seeing you makes my day better. How about we consider this settled?'
Kitty was a bit confused. 'Consider what settled?'
Before she knew it, Marley's lips were all over hers. And it felt good. More than good, actually. It was as if Marley's lips were destined to kiss Kitty's. She had never been a believer in destiny, but this made her believe. One thing lead to another and soon they were undressed and kissed each other everywhere. Kitty had always thought Marley was wholesome and innocent, but this evening she realized it was just a role Marley played.
Kitty moaned as Marley kissed her body. Wow, it felt amazing.
'Found your spot' Marley whispered between the kisses.
The day after, Kitty had approached Marley, hoping for another round. But Marley claimed the evening before had just been a mistake and that Jake got her to drink alcohol. Kitty was devastated, and tried to held back the tears. That is why Kitty's such a bitch all the time. And that's what you missed on Glee! See ya on the ice!
'If you go a million miles away I'll track you down girl, trust me when I say I know the pathway to your heart'
Suddenly, Kitty got one of those 'ooo this is what I'm gonna do' visions. She had to call the biggest lesbian whisperer in the whole country.
-THANKSGIVING-
Quinn Fabray. Oh how I've worshipped her ever since I was a little girl. I remember putting pictures of her in my locker at middle school and everyday I ask myself 'what would Quinn Fabray do?'. She's a legend at this school, in this town. She ruled the hallways at McKinley High. And now, she was standing in front of me as my mentor. This day was too good to be true.
Kitty sighed. 'I can't get into Marley's pants again. She won't even kiss me. You told me to jump outta her locker and I did! She was just scared and then took her books and left me...in her locker! Please, WHAT THE FUCK WOULD QUINN FABRAY DO?!'
Quinn looked at Kitty and sighed. 'Listen, Rachel and I used to have sex on this piano. How come you can't even get a kiss from that girl?! I think you're not following my advices'
Kitty walked out of the classroom she and Quinn had been in and then walked straight to Marley's locker. She saw Marley was talking to Jake, so Kitty knew she had to step up and be the bitch she was meant to be.
'Listen, three-nippled-idiot, get lost. Me and my girl needs to have a chat. Mhm?' Kitty said with a bitchy tone and Jake sighed and then walked away.
'Kitty, I'm not your girl' Marley said and pretended to search for something in her locker.
'Not yet. But we need to have a serious talk' Kitty took a deep breath before she began. 'I've been thinking a lot since our duet, and, what I've realised is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. Angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you. And Marley – I can't go to a Will Schuester concert, I just can't.'
'I understand that' Marley added, not knowing what the hell Kitty was talking about.
Kitty sighed and a tear came out of her eye. 'Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?'
'Nooooo, not really' Marley said, still confused.
Kitty bit her lip and looked away before she said anything. 'I wanna be with you. But I know you're afraid of the talks and the looks, I mean, look at what happened to that gay dude who graduated last year but trolled the hallways before his boyfriend sent him away. But honey, if anybody were to ever make fun of you, I'd either kick their ass or slash them with my vicious words'
Marley looked at Kitty. 'I know...I'm just so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, we both have to accept the fact that we love each other. And I don't wanna be with Jake or Ryder, or Mr Schue, I just want you.'
Kitty smiled at Marley. 'So, we're okay?'
Marley sighed and smiled at Kitty. 'Yeah'
'So, bible studies at my house, 5pm, be there' Kitty said and patted Marley on her shoulder.
'Um, stop with that. We both know all we'll do is make-out' Marley added before Kitty walked away.
'I know' Kitty mouthed and smiled.
Marley closed her locker, but opened it again because she realised she didn't take her books to the next class. She felt a pat on her left shoulder and looked to see who it is.
'Sup?' Unique said.