Okay your gonna LAUGH your ass off!….well..might…if you're a Hermione/Draco fan!...and If you're the kind of person who laughs at the stupidest random things…okay…heres the deal… Euro-Trip "Scotty Doesn't Know" I suggest you hear the song first and read my lyrics along with the song...its funnier that way...youtube it…. anyways...I got the idea to change the song around….and heres what I got...lets just say Draco Is singing it or saying it?...whatever…I HOPE YOU think its as funny as I thought it was!

Harry Doesn't Know

Heeey!

Harry doesn't know, That Hermione and me,
Do it in my room every Sunday.

She tells him shes at the library,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...

Harry doesn't know, oh.
Harry doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Harry!
Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL HARRY!

Hermione says shes out studying,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know.
So don't tell Harry.
Harry doesn't knoooooow.
DON'T TELL HARRY!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Hermione's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!

Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know, Harry doesn't know,
Don't tell Harry.
Cuz Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't knoooooow.
SO DON'T TELL HARRY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't knoooooow...

The, Forbidden Forest, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
Quidditch pitch, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know,
Harry doesn't know,
Don't tell Harry.
Harry doesn't knoooooow...

Harry will know,
Harry has to know,
Harry's gotta know,
Gonna tell Harry,
Gonna tell him myself.

Harry has to know,
Harry has to know,
Harry has to,
Harry has to,
Harry has to go!

Harry doesn't know,
(Don't tell Harry)
Harry doesn't know,
(Don't tell Harry)
Harry doesn't know.
Harry's gotta go!

Okay...thats it what did you think?...honestly...I can take the insults...I wont cry to much...