Peter Becomes a Gangsta Rapper
It's a normal day (yeah right) at the Griffin home. Stewie (the talking family baby) and Brian (the talking family dog) are watching T.V on the couch. "And now back to South Park . Beep, bleep, bleep, bleeping fat ass!" Lois (the mother/wife) walks into the room. "Stewie you shouldn't be watching this, you might grow up cursing!" Stewie interjects. "Yeah, well I shouldn't be allowed to watch Teletubbies, either; I might grow up to be GAY!" The news comes on. Tom Tucker is speaking. "Breaking news: Wynona Ryder was caught shoplifting again!" Brian interrupts. "Doesn't that woman have any integrity at all?" Lois says a smart comment, "Of course not, she's just like Hilary Clinton. I wonder how Peter's doing at work."
The scene switches to Peter at work. Hiss boss walks in. "Mr. Griffin your supervisor Oppi says you're an inefficient asset to this company and you are going to be let go." Peter argues. "How could he have said all that, he's mentally retarded?" The boss interrupts, "Don't let Oppi's physical handicap be ammunition for your discrimination gun. No one makes fun of your weight." Peter argues. "Yes they do." The boss stops him. "Pack your things and leave!"
Peter gets home. "Everyone I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is I lost my job…" Lois interrupts angrily. "Peter how did you…?" Peter stops her. "A, bup, bup, bup ,bup Lois let me finish. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco!" Everyone stares at him blankly. Peter breaks the silence. "Aw come on you know that was funny!" Lois interrupts. "No it wasn't, Peter how are you going to support the family?" Peter comments. "I can get a job easy just like that time I worked at Kicks U.S.A (Kicks U.S.A is a sneaker store)!" A flashback starts. A guy walks in Kicks. Peter greets him. "Welcome to Kicks U.S.A!" and then Peter kicks the guy in the shin. The guy screams in pain. "What the hell was that for?" Peter argues. "Well this is Kicks; I thought that's what you're supposed to do!
The news comes on. Diane Sweyer is speaking. "In current affairs, famous rapper Curtis "50 cent" Jackson was shot to death by Dick Cheney. Producer Lloyd Banks ending with a resounding "I told you so" is looking for a replacement to be the leader of G-Unit." Peter voices an idea, "That's it! I can replace 50cent!" Lois interjects, "Please Peter, you don't know how to rap!" Peter argues, "I can take lessons from Stewie, remember when he was a gangsta rapper?" The scene switches to Stewie in a music video wearing gangsta clothes, "I'm a mother fking pimp you can't mess with. I'm the best rapper ever I'm Stewie G." There are beautiful half necked women surrounding him saying "Oh Stewie G!"
To Be continued... (editor's note: this is my first fan fic, so be nice, cause all my friends say its hillarious so far...)