DISCLAIMER: I do not own Shikamaru or any of the characters.
Know your stars know your stars know your stars-
Shikamaru Nara….. is a very smart ninja
Huh? Who's there? (looks around the room confused)
Shikamaru Nara…is a highly skilled Irish dancer.
What that's not true. Oh well, I'm too lazy to come up with a snappy comeback anyways.
Hey your not making this any fun, that is not how the "know your stars" bit works! What ever
Shikamaru Nara….likes to eat potato salad in the desert with rattle snakes.
Hmmm well that's not true at all, I've never even been to the desert soooooo no.
Well then what is all this potato salad for
Ummm maybe it's your lunch?
No it's your potato salad for your trips to the desert!!
Whatever it's too troublesome to keep answer you mysterious voice. (Yawns and falls asleep)
Hey did you fall asleep! You wake up!
(Snores loudly)
Fine! Then I'll just keep going. Shikamaru Nara…..likes to go through other peoples garbage.
(Continues to snore loudly)
Shikamaru Nara is really 100 years old!, he is a toe licker, he secretly likes to eat Shino's bugs!
Shino: What the hell you have been murdering my bug buddies!!!! Shikamaru, you are so fu-king dead!!!!
(talking in his sleep) shut the fu-k up.
Hey it doesn't work like that, hey! You are the one who is supposed to get mad
FINE THEN! Now you know Shikamaru Nara….. the Irish dancing, potato salad eating, garbage picking, bug eating senior citizen, lazy ass guy who can do the bit right!
Well thank you so much for reading please review !