Here's the story. My mom wanted ice cream so we drove 45 minutes at 10:00p.m. just to get baskin robbins. The kid there who made the ice cream sucked at it. My mom was cussing the whole way home. XD
Iceland, Denmark, and Norway arn't mine.
Iceland and Denmark take a trip to Baskin Robbins. This is what happens on the way home.
"What is this? I want my damn Royal banana split!"
Iceland was laughing his ass off while Denmark complained.
"And he put it in a coke cup, what kind of shit is this? I know they had big bowls, I WAS STARING RIGHT AT THEM!"
Iceland started crying he was laughing too much.
"We drove 45 minutes for this?"
"Isn't it the prettiest thing you ever saw?" He said mimicking the young boy's voice, the one who'd made their ice cream. "NOT AS PRETTY AS THAT FREAKIN' CUP OVER THERE!"
Iceland started choking getting Denmark's attention.
"But he gave you a goddamn bowl. The hell! THE HELL IS THIS?"
"Isn't it the prettiest thing you ever saw? Gay, GAAAAY! Freaking gay brace face! THE HELL?"
"But Bjorn got a cup didn't ya," He stated in a sickly sweet tone making Iceland bust a gut. "You got 3 freaking scoops of regular ice cream and you get a cup. What do you hafta complain about, huh?"
"Would you like a cherry? THEY COME WITH THE DAMN THING!"
"THE HELL THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY PINAPPLES! JUST GET YOUR LAZY ASS TO GET IT OUT OF THE DAMN FREEZER!"
"That kid has problems. I'm talking heroine. I TALKING REHAB"
"There are some sick people working in that place…"
"Then he gives me one cherry? THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A CHERRY ON ALL THREE SCOOPS!"
"Isn't that the prettiest thing you ever- WE SHOULD PUT CANDY CANES ON HIS DAMN BRACES! PRETTIEST THING YOU EVER SAW, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU."
"Give me a coke cup? Why don't you give me a bowl? What is it for, to piss in? Can't make it to the bathroom so you just piss in the bowl and give me a coke cup?"
Iceland started wheezing and coughing from his nonstop laughter, Denmark actually started laughing too.
Later when they got home, Norway, who left earlier for shopping, walked in with a perfect Royal banana split in a nice round bowl.
Denmark chucked his coke cup slushie out the front door.