Based on one of Who am I. Well I'm just me's stories…
I Challenge Leonardo to a music playing off-thingy (Hey if your so smart you come up with a name for it).
I may not play the guitar but I'm good at the piano.
If anyone else has anything else I could challenge the turtles with please leave them in your reviews.
P.S. No crazy things like challenging Mikey to play chicken on railroad tracks, (or subway as the case may be). No, I want actual things that I can actually do.
P.S.S. And no fistfights with Raph or any of the other turtles, that will just get me killed, I'm not a good fighter, and I want to stay on the turtle's good side.
Leo tuned his guitar and strummed a few bars while his opponent (T-Girl) rehersed practice keys on her keyboard.
The whole family would be watching them compete.
As soon as everyone was settled on the couch, Leo started his song.
I was sittin on a bar stool
In a barbecue joint in Tennessee
When this ole boy walked in
And he sat right down next to me
I could tell he'd been through some hard times
There were tear stains on his old shirt
And he said, Ya wanna know what ya get
When you play a country song backwards?
Ya get your house back, ya get your dog back
Ya get your best friend Jack back
Ya get your truck back, ya get your hair back
Ya get your first and second wives back
Your front porch swing, your pretty little thing
Your bling, bling, bling and a diamond ring
You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
First night in jail with Charlie
It sounds a little crazy
A little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get
When you play a country song backwards
Well, I never heard it said quite like that
It hit me in the face 'cause that's where I?m at
I almost fell flat out on the floor, he said
Wait a minute, that's not all there's even more!
Ya get your mind back, your nerves back
Your first heart attack back
You get your pride back, get your life back
And you get your first real love back
You get your big screen TV
A DVD and a washing machine
You get the pond and the lawn, and the bail, and the mower
You get to go back where you don't know her
It sounds a little crazy
A little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get
When you play a country song backwards, oh, that's all
We sat there and shot the bull
About how it would be
But if we could turn it all around
And change this C R A P
Ya get your house back, ya get your dog back
Ya get your best friend Jack back
Ya get your truck back, ya get your hair back
Ya get your first and second wives back
Your front porch swing, your pretty little thing
Your bling, bling, bling and a diamond ring
You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley
First night in jail with Charlie
Ya get your mind back, your nerves back
Your first heart attack back
You get your pride back, get your life back
And you get your first real love back
You get your big screen TV
A DVD and a washing machine
You get the pond and the lawn, and the bail, and the mower
You get to go back where you don't know her
It sounds a little crazy
A little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get
When you play a country song backwards
Everyone whooped and hollered and clapped.
It was T-Girl's turn.
Ohh yeah yeah
The situations turns around enough to figure out
That someone else has let you down
So many times I don't know why
But I know we can make it as long as you say it
So tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure
There's nothing left to say
Tell me that you love me anyway
Tell me that you love me anyway
Ohhh
Waking up beside yourself and what you feel inside
Is being shared with someone else
Nowhere to hide I don't know why
But I know we can make it
As long as you say it
So tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
And maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure
There's nothing left to say
Tell me that you love me anyway
Show me look what we found turn it around every day
I can hear what you say
Know I know why know we can make it
If tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
And maybe if you take one more
So tell me that you love me yeah
And tell me that I take your breath away
Maybe if you take one more than I would know for sure
There's nothing left to say
Tell me that you love me anyway
Everyone clapped and whooped.
Now it was time for the judging.
The votes were taken up by Don who counted them up.
"Well it looks like we have a tie." He said astonished.
Everyone clapped.
"Wow you were great." T-Girl said shaking Leo's hand.
"You too". Leo said smiling.
