I honestly have no freaking idea what this is, other than weird randomness using Vocaloid characters and based on experiences I've had in my life. So yeah.

Disclaimer: I may have a timeshare on the 8th and 9th rings of H*ll, but I do not own Vocaloid. I do, however, own my life. Which is saying something.


"Ha-Haiiro no kuma-"

"Kaito, what are you singing?"

Miku walked into the room where I was practicing a song and sat down on one of the swivel chairs. I stared at her blankly. "It's your song. You know, 'Love is War'?"

At which point she began laughing her head off, causing me to blush. "What?" I demanded.

"It-It's 'kumo,' you idiot, not 'kuma.' 'Kumo' is cloud, 'kuma' is bear, silly." I then realized that I had been singing about gray bears instead of gray clouds. Way to go, me.

I then earned the nickname, "Mr. Bear."


This actually happened to me when I was practicing for a song with the word, "kumo," in it. The actual song was "Sakura Modern," by Alan, and it's really pretty.

So, yeah. Sorry.