A boy and his fairies
"Ahoy!" cried Cosmo, suddenly poofing up in front of a short boy in cruddy pirate fancy dress costume and trademark pink hat. "Ahoy there captain Timmy!"
"Ar, and now to steal the treasure!! We must go north and then south and then north and then south again and maybe north twice over and south twice over and then north and perhaps south again… and X marks the spot!" announced the captain of the bed- er, I mean ship.
"But then the huge pink sea monster attacked the pirates and they rowed furiously to land," cut in the huge pink sea monster that attacked the pirates and caused them to row furiously to land.
"We're here!" cried Cosmo again. Timmy grabbed a shovel (where it came from is anyone's guess) and began attacking his bed with it. The huge pink sea mo- I mean Wanda poofed up a large treasure chest in which the glorious captain found…
Smelly socks.
"Wanda!" yelled Timmy. "No way!"
"Way!" yelled the pink fairy.
"Word!" cut in Cosmo, poofing himself into eighties clothes and a huge medallion.
("My, Timmy is a boy with a strong imagination" said Mum from downstairs. The noises of banging even seem real!")
AN: I had no idea why I felt like writing this absolute rubbish but is you read and like you can review if you feel a need to. But what would be more recommended is that you look at my other story, 'Tis the wedding day'. Don't be put of by its length. The chapters are the smallest in history! Cheers!
Insomniac II