Things to if your Itachi
don't own naruto if I did it would have sasuke and sakura die a very painful death and sasuke would be raped by sakura. :3
get a promotion to ABNU captain
kill best friend
get final stage of blood line
buy pocky
meet Kisame
go to Rain
eat pocky
join Akatski
meet Pain
chase Naruto
fight Sasuke(and kick his ass)
Buy more pocky
go blind
eat more pocky
act gay to mock Sasuke
get killed by Sasuke
flamers will be shot on site reviewers will be offered a shot. :3