Kirby, Before You Knew Him
by, Jaken2
It was a regular day in the Vally of stars on planet Star Wave. It was a normal day for the villagers, everyone busy at work, the children playing nicely, but no Kirby couldn't be that way. The pink puff ball always caused trouble, teaching kids bad words, swearing in people's faces, stealing from stores and homes everywhere, there was no end to his choatic ways. One day the little trouble maker stole fifty grand from the mayor, Mayor Dededee. Everyone in town was chasing him. Kirby's blue elf cap blew in the air as he ran. He couldn't run as fast as he wanted to because of all the money, plus if he tried to fly they'd be right under him when he landed. He was in alot of trouble, but soon they got to the woods, were Kirby's hide-out was. He lost the villagers just long anough to hop on to his tree and jump into his hide-out inside the tree. Inside waited Meta Knight, his cape covering most of his body and hi white mask slightly tipped up so he could drink his tea. His sword dangled at his side. He put down his cup and put his mask back down, so Kirby could see his feirce yellow eyes.
"Well?" he asked as if Kirby knew what he was asking him. Kirby dumped the peices of gold on the table that was built into the tree floor. "Excellent work Kirby, soon we can move on to a different side of this planet and become rich stars" his eyes shined with hope. Kirby started grooling, dreaming of the giant piles of food stacked on plates all for him. They both had dreams, but to get them they had to break some rules. Meta K. was never seen with Kirby, so noone knew the worked together, so Meta K. would sneak into town, looking like a knight checking on the town, and he would figure out the easiest way for Kirby to break into places and steal the best items from it. Kirby always loved the thrill of breaking in and breaking out again, with huge amounts of valubals. They both loved their job and because the people knew Meta K. lived somewhere in the woods, they didn't dare burn down the forest, so they could get rid of Kirby. Meta K. went out on his normal rout, walking strait into the village, his cape cloaking his body and his mask shining in the moon light. The wemen at the inn always tried to get him to join them into his life, but he refused all of them, he wanted the batchiler effect for when him and Kirby moved away. The wemen always asked, but he told them that Lord DarkMind refused to have his men bewed, if they did they would have found themselves a terrible weakness, that he didn't want his men having. Meta K. walked in and as normal wemen swormed him. After awile he got them to quiet down and leave him. He went to the counter and sat down.
"What can I get ya M.K.?" asked the bartender almost as soon as Meta K. sat down.
"One wine will do me for now and you know what kind I like, I've only come here every night for the last two months" Meta K replied. The bartender put out a cup and poored a reddish wine into it. Meta K. dropped a small bag of gold peices on the counter and took his drink. He sat watching the dancers on stage. He left after he finished his drink and went out to look for a good place for Kirby to steal from, but from what he saw, Kirby had taken everything of value from the small town. Meta K. was disapointed, but returned home to the tree. When he got in Kirby was in his bed, looking at his books. Meta K. knew what he was doing, so he let him be in his room. The fact that the tree was so large and wide, they managed tp put two rooms in the upper part of the tree's trunk. Meta K.'s room was across from Kirby's. Then you would either go back up through the exit or walk down the stairs to the main room, that room held their food and spare sheets that were washed by the rain. Meta K. sat in his room, swords, rapiers and swollows hung on the walls, his bed had a black sheet over it, a book shelf for his traing books and hero comics. He was happy in his room, the walls were navy blue and matched his cape, so he could hide incase of an attack. Kirby's room was filled with comics and pleasure books all over the floor, a white sheet lied on his bed, origanaly it was a pink cloth, but after a wile Kirby's nightly habbit had all the spare blankets white until they were washed by the rain. His walls were brown like the tre's trunk, Kirby never fely like painting it and didn't bother putting anything on them, the only thing in his room was a hat rack for his elfcap. They lived happily, the money they stole, burried away in a secret part of the tree. When Kirby was done his fun in his room, he went across the hall and knocked on Meta K.'s door. He walked out and they both went down stairs. Kirby sat down ready to hear the plan for the next day.
"Kirby, my friend" he satrted softly "I know you love to steal the stuff from that deffensless village, but since you have stolen everything there..." he stopped. Kirby was grinning about how he stole everything. Meta K. cleared his throat to get Kirby's attention "as I was saying, we know have to move to a better town, though we only need one more theft to have all the money to go to Star Ci and be million airs, we must move". Kirby wasn't all that happy about the idea. Suddenly, something came to Kirby's mind. He hopped to his feet and ran to his room. He came back down with one of his books. Meta K. was sickened at the cover. Kirby flipped to the last page in the book and showed him an ad. It was an ad requesting all knights or fighting men to go to Lord DarMind's castle. Meta K.'s eyes shined in amazement.
"KIRBY! YOUR A GENUISE!" he cried. He and Kirby jumped up in joy. Kirby danced around in joy and Meta K. pulled out his violin, he played for awlie and Kirby danced the night away. They both slep well and were ready to go to the castle and preform the biggest theft they had ever preformed.