Sealand said Sweden can you come down for a minute; Sealand slowly comes down the stairs I have something to tell you okay you know that woman you saw last night yeah; well she happens to be the teacher of your new boarding school you are sending me away to boarding school; if you want to be a recognized nation you have to follow a step by step study program can't I just stay at my previous school; you're not a part of the big nations anymore but I want to remain at my previous school and plus I have heard some terrible reviews about what goes on behind closed doors of those type of schools this boarding school is different; the classrooms are small and the number of students are small so you can concentrate in becoming a nation a bit more said Sweden did you go to boarding school Pa-pa Sweden; said Sealand no but Finland, Norway, and Iceland did and how did they get on they got on pretty well how many days I will be at boarding school; said Sealand 5 days you will be home at the weekends and you will go back Monday afternoons so I get to sleep in until Monday afternoons; said Sealand yes said Sweden just then the telephone rings Sweden turns he picks it up hello; I am going to be a bit late coming home Denmark has passed out drunk again; said Norway's voice on the telephone where are you said Sweden on the telephone at the food store okay I will be there in a few minutes; Sweden puts down the telephone Finland coming my lord; he walks into the living room why are you dressed in a female Santa's outfit and wearing heavy make-up; I just want to heat things up in the kitchen and other places in the mansion, few things to say;
1) Its mid- summer:
2) You look like a Drag queen:
3) There is a kid among us:
4) You need to get yourself a girlfriend;
I'm not having some female come between us and the Christmas Elf's, I am going back upstairs Sealand turns and goes upstairs so what was you about to say; I want you to look after Sealand while I go and pick up Norway and Denmark said Sweden yes, my lord Finland walks over to Sweden by the telephone he slowly goes up the stairs is that panties you are wearing yes, or god.
Over at the food store Denmark was still on the floor shall I call for a paramedic; said a woman or no said Norway he will be fine after a few minutes; Denmark wakes up where am I at the food store said Norway my head feels like it has been run over by a car said Denmark would you like a bottle of water said a woman no thanks but I would like a bottle of Ginger beer no more alcoholic beverages for you; said Norway we are just going to remain here hold on scrap that we are just going to sit down outside and wait for Sweden to show up well what do we have here; go away Prussia said Norway so how many did you drink this time 2, 3, a whole 6 pack 12, 24 a jet of vomit covers Prussia you son of a bitch I will kill you!
Come on Prussia said Seychelles all over my expensive shirt I will ask your brother to wash it but right now let's focus on the food shopping the two of them walk away; Norway's phone rings he goes into his pocket and takes it out hello; I am at the car park said Sweden's voice great we will be right out Norway puts his phone back in his pocket he helps Denmark up onto his feet okay Denmark let's get you all cleaned up ready to greet Sweden at the car park said Norway the two of them walk away while Sweden waits in his car for them; just then a red car parks beside Sweden's car the doors open I really hate riding this car it's old fashion and ugly; can you at least get a car that is fashionable and modern like France Italy and Germany's, where is the money for me to buy those kind of cars said Ukraine well you can get a job for a start; then who is going to look after you and Russia I and my husband to be can look after ourselves while you make money the car doors close Belarus and Ukraine walks over to the food store hello ladies; said Spain walking out from the food store hello Spain; they said to him going to do your weekly shopping; yes said Ukraine okay well it was nice seeing you both, a dark pink car pulls up behind Belarus and Ukraine excuse me ladies but you both happened to be in my way; Belarus slowly turns the dark pink car reverses.
Nice car Poland who was the seller Barbie; well at least I am not crap at cooking, my cooking is not crap it is unique and very delicious or please not even a dog will eat your shit cooking go home to your dream house sissy boy; just because I like pink and all things cute it does not mean I am a sissy said Poland's voice well see you ladies later goodbye Spain said Ukraine as she and Belarus walk into the food store; now Liechtenstein I only have a limited amount of money so don't go and buy the whole shop I won't Switzerland; said Liechtenstein as they walk over to the food store entrance Ah this is not a good day for me; first Chanel scratches me, and then my butler fall's sick, and now my shopping is on the floor what else my car breaking down; said France standing by the food store exit hay foggy frog come to Arthur; oh that is all I need a drunk Englishman insulting me while I am having a bad day; there you go Tony an nice shopping cart seat for you to sit on as daddy America does his weekly shop; a lady holding plastic bags walks out from the food store over to France she begins picking up his shopping do you happened to be single; why waste your time with the Eiffel tower while you can have Big Ben said England to the lady picking up France's shopping;
Norway and Denmark walk out from the food store exit they walk over to Sweden's car; the window opens you both took your time he said to them I had to clean Denmark get inside; Norway opens the car door at the back Denmark climbs in he falls I 'am okay; Norway closes the car door before climbing into the passenger seat of Sweden's car he closes the door the car drives away inside the car Sweden begins talking to Norway how did Denmark get so drunk; there was a Free Beer giveaway said Norway.