Those Hogwarts Days or The Pranks We Played
A Fred and George Filk
A Filk By: TheMischiefMakers
Filk to the Song: Those Canaan Days
From: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Music By: Andrew Lloyd Weber
Lyrics By: Tim Rice
A/N and Disclaimer: Hello, all!!! We're back and here's another Filk from us. Hope you like it. Fred and George belong to J. K. Rowling (wish we had thought of them) and the Show belongs to Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice (and they can keep it too.)
(Fred and George are singing about their days at Hogwarts, as graduation is drawing near. While Fred is singing George makes faces and interrupts.)
Fred
We'll remember our good years at Hogwarts
Our jokes they were never old.
(George: Don't suggest that.)
The pranks we once played on Slytherin
(George: For seven years.)
Our stories will forever be told.
We'd sneak down the corridors together
(George: Our devices at hand.)
Preparing for our greatest prank ever.
George
Now we must leave this behind.
It's too bad that Filch never died
Maybe it's because we didn't try
Fred and George
Those Hogwarts days, we loved them so
We wish that they would never go
It's sad what we must tell.
We bid you all farewell
Fred
Do you remember those wonderful Stink Pellets?
(George: It stunk for a week.)
We placed them all 'round Filch's room
Those extravagant, elegant Fireworks
(George hands Fred a lit Filibuster Firework, Fred throws it at a passing Slytherin, and it explodes)
As they zipped around Potions gloom
(Fred frowns)
It's funny but since we finished exams
(George: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!)
It seems there's no pranks near at hand
(Fred frowns and acts dramatically distraught.)
We can't think of a single one
(George: Ohhhhhhhhh ) (Fred still looks distraught)
Because you see they've all been done
(George: Nooooooooo!) (Fred looks even more distraught, but smirking)
And all the ones we've done were oh so grand
Fred and George
Those Hogwarts Days, we loved them so
We wish that they would never go.
It's sad what we must tell.
We bid you all farewell.
Fred (frowning)
It's funny but since we finished exams
(George: Ahhhhhh!!!!!)
It seems there's no pranks near at hand
(Fred looks distraught)
We can't think of a single one
(George: Ohhhhhhhh)
Because you see they've all been done
(George: Noooooooo!)
And all the ones we've done were oh, so….
(George: Yes, they were.)
Grand.
Fred and George
Those Hogwarts Days, we loved them so
We wish that they would ne………
ne…………..ver go.
It's sad what we must tell…
Fred
We bid you all a fond….
(Fred holds out the note way too long and George slaps him. Fred pushes him out of the spotlight and breaths deeply, about to sing. George pushes Fred out of the way)
George
Farewell
(Fred pushes George out of the way again. They scuffle a bit, make up and putting on their best sad faces.)
Fred and George
It's sad what we must tell
We bid Hogwarts a fond farewell.
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