Now I may not look it, but I'm actually a huge bleach fan! So I decided to do a bleach truth or dare!
Grimmjow: Bitch did wha-
Me: Grimmy shhhhhhhh! Just look adorable!
Anyway, if you have any questions or dares for the bleach characters send them in a review and everyone will answer them truthfully~
Everyone: *Sweatdrops*
Here's some from good old ZeroIsMoreThan100
"Is the zanpakuto to penis ratio thing true? Ya know, where the longer your zanpakuto the bigger your dick? or are they all compensating? In that case, Ikkaku, your bankai must speak for itself."
Ikkaku: Well~ I-
Ichigo: Did you just imply that my dick was small?
Ikkaku: Oi Ichigo, I was answering the nice ladies question!
Byakuya: That is not true, sorry human.
Kenpachi: I don't even have a bankai and look at this! *starts to show hi-*
Everyone: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Give a hand for Raindrop Ninja
Gin- Kiss Rangiku
Gin: With pleasure~
Rangiku: You want me to do what now?! No way!
Aizen: You belong together, deal with it.
Me: *inches behind Rangiku and pushes her into Gin*
...Let's just see how that turns out~
Gin- Fuck Ichigo or Aizen. Or preferably both.
Ichigo: ...You want him to... WHAT?!
Aizen: This should be fairly interesting... you of course you know I'm topping, right?
Gin: *Still in the middle of kissing Rangiku*
Rangiku: *hears about the dare* You Slut!
Me: Well that didn't end too well... but anyway~ *forces Gin, Aizen, and Ichigo into a guest bedroom and locks the door* Don't forget to clean the sheets when you're done!
(Next few hours you mostly hear Ichigo's errotic screams.)
Me: Poor Kiwi...
So That's the first chapter! I didn't get that much in since I could only call on my besties to ask questions, but hope you like it!