Steve's POV
Oh My God you guys! I got a Not Guilty verdict! This is the best day, the best day. I'm gonna go tell everyone on my street about what a lame-ass pansy Ozvaldo was while on the stand.
"I-I did it... Because I w-was afraid Bobo would hurt me..."
Ha! Who's the weakling now, 'Voldo?
That loser, he's so dumb. Tryin to act all tough on the streets and trembling like a leaf in a real high-pressure situation.
I still remember how his hatred of me all started, back in Kindergarten.
~Commencing Flashback~
"Yo! Steve! Do you know where Doritoquandra is?" Osvaldo-kun asked Chibi Steve. The little thug was wearing a hood indoors, of all things! Stevie-boy looked up from where he was drawing what was supposedly a cat, and sighed.
"No, Valdo, I haven't seen Doritoquandra since she told me she liked me earlier this morning."
Steve returned to his drawing, unaware of the anger crashing about the ears of the smaller boy.
Osvaldo's precious first love, the flower that bloomed within his little heart, had been thoughtlessly crushed. It was all Steve's fault! What did someone as wonderful and sweet as Doritoquandra see in such a loser?
Osvaldo's little fists shook, and he clenched his teeth.
"Y-You bastard!... I'll kill you for taking my precious innocence away from me!"
Osvaldo threw his small body at Steve, who was caught off guard. The two boys were knocked to the floor by the force of the tackle- Osvaldo gaining the upper ground. He punched Steve in the face with all the might his tiny fists could muster, hitting his cheek with a dull THWAK.
"Ow! What the he-"
Steve's cry of outrage was interrupted by Osvaldo being grabbed off of Steve and forcibly shook in the air like a ragdoll.
"How dare you hit my Stevie-Boy! I'll pulverize you, shrimp!"
It was none other than Doritoquandra herself, come to the rescue of her self-proclaimed boyfriend. Osvaldo was soundly beaten, and he didn't approach Steve again for a whole month afterwards. Steve rejected Doritoquandra of course, and was kicked for his troubles.
~End Of Flashback~
Wow. Maybe I should make a movie about that instead, that would be awesome. Anyway, great day today! Bye journal!
-Steve Harmon
