A/N: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT… OH BUT WHAT I WOULD GIVE JUST TO HAVE MY WAY WITH EDWARD….

EPOV

My first night in Vegas was turning out to be an exciting one indeed. Jasper, my best friend was finally getting married. Alice and him have been together for what seems like ages… and obviously we celebrate this news with a trip to the most scandalous Burlesque show on the strip… Burlesque X. It was the least that Emmett and I could do… Jasper was always trying to make everyone else feel better… it was our turn to take care of him… with Alice's blessing of course…

Checking into our hotel was what made me actually excited for this trip… I'm not the type to go to strip clubs… or bars… girls just constantly throw themselves at me… and it gets pretty pathetic pretty fast… College was no exception… being a senior was definitely a perk… but already 3 years of easy girls… I was beginning to wonder if I would ever find anyone who would spark my interest and actually be able to have a decent conversation with… I'm not even asking for an intelligent conversation… just a decent one…

We each got separate single rooms at the Venetian… walking in the lobby I couldn't help but notice a breathtakingly gorgeous young woman walking just ahead of me… Her sexy, wavy mahogany brown hair hitting just below her shoulder blades… I was a sucker for brunettes with long hair… but that wasn't what caught my attention…

Compared with everyone else here, she was dressed so…. Modestly…

She wore a white t-shirt with a gray and white striped cardigan... and jeans… her red framed glasses was the only piece of flair that suggested she had a wild side… but other than that… she was completely unaware of how tempting she was…

My breath caught my throat as she looked over her shoulder at me… yes me... through the crowd… her deep brown were shy and inviting… GOD that look made me uncomfortably tight in my pants… I tried catching up to her… trying to beat my way through the crowd to get to her … but she was just out of my reach… she disappeared through double doors that would not allow me entrance… Employees Only...

That's why she looked so normal… she lived around here… she wasn't sucked into all of the lights and dinging of slot machines… it was all normal to her…

I vowed to search for her before the bachelor weekend was finished…

"Edward!... let's go upstairs and unpack… we're gonna miss the show… come on!!! Topless girls… feathers… I looove feathers…" Emmett was dragging me from place where the mystery brunette had disappeared…

"You always had a thing for weird fetishes… Does Rose know about this infatuation with feathers??" Jasper teased …

"Hah… you'd be surprised what that girl can do with a couple feathers…." Emmett's eyes were momentarily glazed over… then looked back at Jasper… "You two should try it sometime…"

I cringed at the thought of Emmett and Rose playing with feathers…

"Horrible mental image… thanks Em…" I groaned out…

Meeting back in the lobby … we made our way to the burlesque show… this should only take an hour and ten minutes… I wanted to hit the tables… how interesting could this show actually be…

Our seats were close to the front and we made our way through the crowd of mostly males as the sexiest voice my ears have ever heard rang out through the speakers…

"Are you ready boys…" the voice purred… I guess this show wasn't going to be too cheesy… hooting and hollering rang from the crowds and I couldn't help but join in… for jaspers sake we all had to act like we were enjoying this…

"Are you suuuuree…. I don't think you're ready for me yet…" the hooting and whistling got louder…. Just then my phone began vibrating in my pocket… I took it out and saw a text message from Alice

You Better Take Care of Jasper… Or Else… I'm just kidding have fun boys!!!! Me, Rose and the girls are heading out for the evening….

"Especially with that man in the front row looking at his phone…" I looked around and realized that the voice was talking about me… "I don't think he wants me to come out and play… humpf…. " I could almost imagine the sexy lips pouting with her tone of voice... I immediately shut it off and shoved it in my pocket showing my empty hands… Obviously she could see me… I looked around the theater to search for her... Where are you?

The theater turned pitch black… and I focused my eyes on the stage trying to see through the darkness… I then felt two small hands on either one of my thighs… and that incredibly sexy voice next to my ear… "Whats a matter pretty boy… can't handle me…" she practically moaned … her lips brushing and teasing me as she spoke... I let out a nervous laugh… I've never felt this nervous before in my life… especially in front of a woman…

The spotlight flickered on and focused in on the goddess in front of me… she was … holy shit

I tried calming myself down… but oh… my….

I was the envy of the entire audience as this woman… with gorgeous porcelain skin and legs that went on for miles… in the highest black pumps I have ever seen stood up painfully slow from her kneeling position between my legs…. She was wearing a hot midnight blue lace corset with a bow right in between her perfectly shaped chest… she had on nothing but black boy shorts to cover her perfect ass… her hair was long and blond… her mouth was incredibly sexy as she grinned at me… she then turned her attention to the audience… and smiled…

Accepting the catcalls and whistling from the audience until they calmed down.

She nonchalantly raised her right foot and put on the arm rest to my left giving me a full view of her … body… oh god help me…. I felt Jasper and Emmett on either side of me grab my shoulders as I heard their breathing hitch just as mine did… "Holy shit…." We said in unison….

I held my breath… unable to move… not wanting to break any rules… because if I could I would take her right there on the stage and really give these people a show… this was only a show… this was her job… but did she have to be so damn good at it…

She leaned into my ear again and this time pulled the microphone away from her mouth so I would be the only one to hear her… "This is for you pretty boy…"

A/N: THIS IS GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL BASKET OF LEMONS SHORT AND SWEET… ILL UPDATE HOUSE CALL SOON JUST TRYING TO TWEAK UP THE CHAPTER BEFORE I POST IT…… GET READY AND BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER…

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