In the Nomicon; the First Ninja and Shogun were watching many of Randy's past battles.
"All these years of fighting monsters and robots, and he still want's to learn more info." said F.N.
"True, but with the threat of Killjoy looming again, there's nothing more we can teach him." said the Shogun.
F.N did some thinking.
"Perhaps there is something else we can teach him." said F.N, "We need to teach him about Ninja Chi."
The Shogun became shocked.
"Ninja Chi? We can't teach anyone that form of art, it has been forbidden." said the Shogun.
"What other choice do we have?" said F.N.
"I agree with you." said Plop Plop who walked in. "I mean come on Shogun so what if its forbidden? This is very drastic."
The Shogun growled knowing his friends are right.
"Point taken." he said, "Very well, we shall teach Randy Cunningham everything there is to know about Ninja Chi."
Outside the mansion; Camo's ship was parked close to the hanger.
"How we doing in there?" said Camo.
Badger poked his head out of a compartment.
"This ain't good, it'll be a couple of weeks until I can get this thing flying again." said Badger, "I'm going to need a sonic screwdriver, some ragnium gems, some metric sockets, and a hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments."
Camo became confused.
"What do you need a spatula for?" said Camo.
"To barbecue pork steaks, what else?" said Badger.
"Next you want me to get eggs so you can try boiling them huh?" asked Camo.
"No, I want you to get eggs so that I can drink them raw." said Badger.
Camo became shocked.
"Drink raw eggs?" said Camo.
"Come on, Chris Hemsworth did that when he was preparing for his Thor role." said Badger.
He climbed back into the ship and continued to work on it.
"Can't believe we agreed to help against this Killjoy threat." said Camo.
Luna walked to the hanger carrying a Sonic screwdriver.
"Can't believe I don't know what this thing is." said Luna.
Badger poked his head out and saw the sonic screwdriver.
"Hey Luna, you mind if I use that screwdriver for a second?" said Badger.
Luna nodded.
"Only if I help." said Luna.
Camo chuckled.
"You have no idea what he's doing Elton John wannabe." said Camo, "He's doing stuff they'd teach you in collage and making it seem like grade school stuff."
"This is some complicated stuff. Now if you'll just hand over that multi function screwdriver, I'll be able to be halfway done with this ship." said Badger.
Luna just stared at the honey badger.
Badger groaned and held both his arms out.
"Fine." said Badger.
Luna smiled.
"Cool besides how bad can this Killjoy guy be?" She asked.
At Killjoy's lair Killjoy is laughing evilly
"At last, the age of Killjoy is at hand." said Killjoy.
He continued to laugh but started coughing afterwards.
"God damn spirit flies. Can't even get a good laugh out these days." said Killjoy, "I still need a power source."
Toiletnator entered the room.
"How about those Chaos Pearls underneath the original Norrisville High?" said Toiletnator.
Killjoy is shocked.
"Wait the Chaos Pearls? The Sorcerer's powers source?" He asked.
"Of course, but that old geazer won't be a problem to us anymore. He's long gone." said Toiletnator.
Killjoy did some thinking.
"Good, good. But I need to manipulate someone into unlocking the way to the Pearls." said Killjoy, "Luckily I have a small fraction of my powers."
On Hater's ship; Lord Hater was watching The Mick and threw a cup of coffee on the screen.
"This show is crap. Kaitlin Olson is such a terrible bitch of an actress." said Hater.
"I don't know sir I find the Mick to be very delightful. Kind of like a female Uncle Buck." said Peepers. "But that older brother is rude."
"Arrogant asshole." said Hater.
Suddenly; the screen changed to a picture of the original Norrisville High before going to the prison that had the Chaos Pearls in it.
Hater became shocked.
"What are those things?" said Hater.
Peepers is mad.
"Don't know don't care. What else is on?" He asked and took the remote and changed to Powerless.
He sighed.
"This'll do." said Peepers.
But the screen changed to the Chaos Pearls again.
Peepers groaned.
"Oh son of a bitch." said Peepers.
Hater kept on looking at the pearls and tons of history on the objects appeared on the screen.
"Whoa, those things are powerful. We must get one of them if we're to take over the universe." said Hater.
Peepers became confused.
"Sir?" said Peepers.
"TO THE SECRET LAB!" yelled Hater.
He and Peepers ran to the secret lab entry as Scourge appeared as well.
"Pull the lever Peepers." said Hater.
Peepers pulled the left lever and there was an explosion in the room.
The smoke cleared off and the three were covered in soot with eyes wide open in shock.
"Ok that's crazy even for this place." said Scourge.
He pulled the right lever and the wall flipped over as the three were now on the roller coaster.
"Welcome to the roller coaster extravaganza." said a robotic voice.
Scourge pulled out an old school camera.
"No flash photography." said the same voice.
Scourge growled.
The coaster started going down the track before eventually stopping at a tole gate.
"Hold up, hold up, there's a fast moving train that's on fire that needs to go by first." said the Watchdog that was operating the gate.
The trio looked at each other.
Sure enough; a burning train went by the three before the tole gate opened up and the ride resumed.
The cart made it to the secret lab and the three landed in the lab in lab coats and goggles before high fiving each other.
"Now, we need a way to get one of those pearls." said Hater, "What to do, what to do?"
Hater was pacing around and Scourge sighed and threw a ball and it hit Hater's pet.
Captain Tim hissed.
"Need an idea." said Hater.
"I got it, we kill the first born child of everyone in Norrisville until our demands our made." said Scourge.
Hater smirked.
"I like it. How'd you come up with that?" said Hater.
"By mistake, I was going to stream The Ridiculous Six, but instead I wound up streaming The Ten Commandments." said Scourge.
"Really that sounds like the Penguin's plan from Batman Returns film." said Peepers.
"It also sounds like a joke that Mad Magazine did." said Hater.
He pulled out an issue of Mad Magazine and started reading it.
"Yep, Mad always manages to pull it off." said Hater.
Cutaway Gag
In the Gotham City Sewer; the Batman Returns version of Penguin was telling one of his goons of an evil plan.
"I've got a list of all the first born children of Gotham, I'm going to kill each and everyone one of them." said Penguin.
"Incredible sir, how'd you come up with that idea?" said the goon.
"By accident, I was going to rent Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, but instead I wound up renting The Ten Commandments." said Penguin.
End Cutaway Gag
"We're not going to kill the first born children of Norrisville, it's way to Jewish." said Peepers.
Scourge growled and three captain Tim.
"Shove it you." Peepers.
"I've got it. We'll place a device in everyone's home that'll give us all of their secrets so that we can find out how to get the Pearl." said Hater.
Peepers gasped.
"Amazing sir. How did you come up with that?" said Peepers.
"That was an accident, I was going to stream some Trailer Park Boys episodes, but I wound up streaming Batman Forever by mistake." said Hater.
"WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE COMING UP WITH IDEAS BY MISTAKE DUE TO SEEING THE WRONG MOVIES!?" yelled Peepers.
Scourge groaned.
"I've got a better idea." Scourge said as he pulled out a sonic screwdriver, "We can use this screwdriver to unlock the room the Chaos Pearls are in."
Everyone looked at the Sonic Screwdriver.
"Awesome; how did you acquire that thing?" said Hater.
"By a bad sense of direction, I wanted to go to a Marvel Comic's convention, but I went to a Doctor Who convention by mistake." said Scourge.
Cutaway Gag
Scourge was looking at a building with a banner that said 'Doctor Who Convention' and became shocked.
"Shit, should have made that left turn on Albuquerque." said Scourge.
End Cutaway Gag
"YOU DIDN'T TURN LEFT ON ALBUQUERQUE!" yelled Peepers.
"Can we ignore that statement, I've got a screwdriver that can pick locks and has other functions." said Scourge.
Hater nodded.
"Right." He said.