A Look into Ron's Homework Planner

Chapter 1: Raging Hippogriffs and Rock, Paper, Scissors

A/N: this is Ron writing in the homework planner that Hermione gave him for Christmas. Used more like a diary. Will also include dialogue. Please review.

December 26th 3:25 pm

Have decided to use this stupid homework planner thing. Harry says I should have just chucked it into the fire like he did, but since I like Hermione, I mean…

Hermione's right, I should take more notes in class. I've forgotten everything fake Moody taught us: he said (I think), that you should never put things you don't want people to see in writing.

NOTE TO SELF: don't put that I like Hermione in writing… oh… shit... this just isn't going to work.

Well, I suppose since I just copy off Hermione anyway, I really don't need to know what the homework is… oh, well

Hermione is looking over here smiling. I think it's because I'm writing in this stupid talking planner thing. She looks smug. I hate when she looks smug. Harry has noticed that Hermione was looking at me smugly and has starting looking over here as well…

"Ron," Harry has just asked me. "Why are you writing in a diary?"

I have told him to take my diary and shove it up his arse… wait… "I mean, it's not a diary."

Harry has rolled his eyes and walked away. I hate it when people roll their eyes. I mean, what's so special about people rolling their eyes, why is it an insulty thing. Hermione has just mentioned that this isn't supposed to be used as a diary. Have rolled my eyes.

December 26th 3:30 pm

Can now see why people roll their eyes. It is so much fun! You can roll to left, you can roll to the right, you can roll to the back… or, my personal favorite, you can roll to both left and right.

December 26th 3:31 pm

Hermione is looking at me very strangely.

December 26th 3:32 pm

Kreacher has just entered the room. He mumbled something about a raging hippogriff. I think it's just his usual mumbling rubbish.

December 26th 3:31 pm

Nope; I was wrong. He wasn't just mumbling rubbish, because Buckbeak came raging in just a moment ago, apparently chasing Kreacher. It was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed. Except for maybe when Malfoy was turned into a ferret. Ahh. I really liked Malfoy as a ferret. Much better looking.

But anyway, Buckbeak came running in and Kreacher screamed and ran off through a back door in the room, Buckbeak following him at top speed. Of course, me and Harry started laughing our arses off. Hermione went into this rant about spew, excuse me, S.P.E.W. Luckily she was cut off by Sirius ramming through the door asking, "Did Buckbeak just come through here?" Then he went running off after the both of them through the back door as well.

December 26th 3:45 pm

Hermione tried to continue her rant about house-elves, but Harry saved us by saying, "You know, I forgot, I have to go…" Harry never finished the sentence because he ran out the door so fast. I said, "He needs my help doing… that," and ran off. Am now currently hiding from Hermione with Harry in an unoccupied broom cupboard that we found upstairs. We are playing rock, paper, scissors to occupy ourselves.

December 26th 4:04 pm

Have realized that I suck at rock, paper, scissors. I have lost 34 times in a row. Honestly, is that even humanly possible? I don't know if it is, but it is quite embarrassing. Harry is gloating. He thinks he is special because he wins at rock, paper, scissors… and that he can defeat evil in any form…

December 26th 4:10

Moody has poked his head in and asked us what we are doing in the cupboard. He is smiling. I think he knows that I am a failure and cannot win rock, paper, scissors to save my life.

December 26th 4: 12

Know for a fact that Moody knows I'm rubbish at rock, paper, scissors because he has said, "You're awful at rock, paper, scissors." I don't think I will be able to look him in the eye for quite a while.

December 26th 4:15

Am now too depressed at my lack of skills to write, so that is it for today.

A/N: This is a very, very random fic that I thought of a while back. I had it here before but I never updated, so I am going to try over. So there you go, leave a review! Give me ideas as well.