Chapter one:
Spray Cheese Jelly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yoda screamed at the top of his lungs, bursting into Anakin's and Ahsoka' apartment.
"GRAND THEFT THERE HAS BEEN, GRAND THEFT I TELL YOU!"
"G.I. Anakin can't hear you lalalalala!" Anakin sang loudly, burying his head in the couch's throw pillow.
"That's why dinosaurs can go golfing in the mall where there are clowns running around eating all the pretzels that the Easter bunny came and he tried to paint everything pink and Billy-Bob Joe was actually in my sink but I didn't know that so AHAHA!" Obi-Wan, who at Anakin and Ahsoka's house for some reason, informed Yoda.
"GAHHHHHH MY SPRAY CHEESE CAN, GOT IT THE GIANT FLEAS THEY DID! BAD BAD KITTIES!" Yoda yelled, frustrated at Obi-Wan.
Ahsoka was making toast with Bob the toaster. One time she threw him inside the fire and he didn't die so he is an immortal toaster. She was going to put jelly everywhere but there was only enough to put on Bob's toast.
"Snips, were you looking for jelly? I have jelly!" Anakin offered. He pulled a can of spray cheese out of the fridge.
"MINE THAT IS! FLEA I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE, SKYWALKER!" Yoda shouted. He grabbed the can of EZ-cheese and began whacking Anakin's head with his gimer staff.
"OW OW OW!" Anakin shrieked.
"I prefer whipped cream myself." Obi-Wan said calmly, as Yoda tackled Anakin. He found a tea table and sliced it in half with his chainsaw. "And that's the weather!" He concluded. Darth Vader walked in dramatically.
"-HOLBER HOLBER- No Luke, I am the weather!" he disappeared, and Obi-Wan sliced all the cake with his chainsaw. Meanwhile, all of Ahsoka's toast was done and she wanted the "jelly".
"Hey masters, that's mine! I wanted use it first!" She complained. "I need it for toast!"
"MINE IT IS! IN ALL CAPS I MUST TALK! SKYWALKER, GO STICK HIS HEAD IN A LAKE HE SHOULD!" Yoda yelled.
"Dun dun dun G.I. Anakin will help everyone!" Anakin snatched the canned Spray Cheese and sprayed it in his mouth.
"I need that!" Ahsoka yelled. She snatched it from Anakin and started spraying it on the toast.
"FOR NO APPARENT REASON BANNANA JOE WILL APPEAR OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A FLY SWATTER!" Obi-Wan yelled, snatching the spray cheese and spraying it out onto the floor.
"You are wasteful, Obi-Wan! All that beautiful spray cheese on the floor…"
"Lalalala! I love to be wasteful!" Obi-Wan sang happily, spraying some spray cheese on the coffee table.
"BATTER, UP HE IS!" Yoda screamed. He swung a bat at the spray cheese in Obi-Wan's hand and the can went flying out the window, shattering it to pieces. All four Jedi stared glumly at the broken window.
"That was some good jelly." Anakin said sadly.
"It was the best jelly I ever saw." Ahsoka agreed.
"It was all banana Joe's fault!" Obi-Wan cried.
"WELL STUPID THAT SPRAY CHEESE WAS! NOT LIKE IT I DID!" Yoda screamed, whacking the window with his gimer staff, which caused it to shatter more.
"We should get some sense coffee." Anakin mused. But they still didn't have any sense coffee. Too bad for them.
Then Admiral Ackbar appeared and yelled "IT'S A TRAP!" It was a trap. Yup.
THE AWESOME END OF CHAPTER ONE!

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