Pretty Spry for an old guy

by Demoness-Minya

basically, this was inspired by a recent visit to the CAD website.

inspired by CAD (CtrlAltDel-online)

How're ya doin', Solid! CODE RED! CODE RED! How're ya doin' Solid! CODE RED! CODE RED!

How're ya doin', Solid! CODE RED! CODE RED!

and all the gamers say he's pretty spry for an old guy

Konami's had some problems with gamers in the past

they say he's getting older, assume he cannot last

but this guy's mighty different, he seems to do the trick

but what's this that he's wielding? could it be a walking stick?

you can't abnegate, still expecting by due date

despite his age, you're still buying all the games

be more convincing now, if you'd just tell me how

these games still sell? these games still sell?

so grab your frequent buyer card and hey! hey! buy that brand new game!