So here I was, m G, in the ol' inverted cross eyed sixty-nine position with the thicc doctor himself, Eggman. While being skull fucked by mah nigga NIPPLES THE ENCHILADA. So, I bet you're wondering how I got here?
It all started on September not 11th, I broke out the camera and I was ready to film myself chopping m off, as a final request from my fans. 5 seconds later, the blade was ready for the slice until Tails walked in with that disappointed ass look on his face. My thirst for chili dogs could no longer be contained, I sprang into action making Tails feel the mighty wrath of a thousand chili dogs that day. To this day, Tails was considered rectally devastated and could never walk again. His vocal chords were damage beyond repair. #PRAYFORTAILS2018! A week later, the police found out who crippled Tails and I was arrested and brought to court. That's when I saw those two bastards, Shadow Edgehog and ThiccRoboman, determine to put my ass behind bars for breaking Metal Sonic through my inflation fetish. N. The court began and I used the same defense as always, "I am Sonic and I am above you all". To my surprise, I was found guilty of crippling Tails, relationships with Al Quada, and the murder of Metal Sonic throug N. My punishment was community service to Eggman. Immediately, my service to Eggman was hell on earth. Eggman brutally eye socket fucked me. So now we get to the part of the story you've been waiting for. Be me one year later of serving Eggman, it's September 12, Eggman decided to invite over some friends. Here comes Nipples the Enchilada and Big Skull Fucker the Cat. Nipples engaged crashing into me with the force of two planes. Big unleashes an unholy, ocean like cum hydrant. And that's how I paid my debt to society. So, if there is any lesson the reader can get from this, the story contains two sick fucks. Eggman for fucking an animal (which is not okay) and you for reading this. Sonic's the name, skull fucking is the game.
I'm sorry if any tears were shed during this masterpiece. Shout out to mah niggas Dan and Arin.