HI...I was bored outta my mind...
And I'm hyper...
Yup. Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi. What they wouldn't say. Ah, good times...
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You'd Never Expect the Team Seven Males to Say...
Naruto
1. "Ramen SUCKS! "
2. "OH, OH, GREAT IDEA! LET'S THROW ALL THE RAMEN AT HOKAGE MOUNTAIN! I CALL FIRST!"
3. "Sasuke, you sexy bastard, I wanna have your babies." (Sorry SasuNaru fans!)
4. "OMG Sai, you are SOOOO right! Sakura is ugly!"
5. "Sorry, Sakura, I'm not going to ask you out today. I'm going to ask out…KAKASHI!"
6. "I wanna have your babies sensei!"
7. "OROICHMARU IS HOT!"
8. "WAIT! HOLD THE PHONE! OROSASU IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THEN JUST OROICHMARU!"
9. "OH, MY EYES! I JUST SAW TSUNADE AND JIRIAYA MAKING OUT! …Wait…that was hot…I'm gonna go back and watch some more…"
10. "HOLY CRAP THE SKY IS RAINING EVIL VILLAINS! NO THE WORLD IS ENDING! DON'T TAKE AWAY KYUUBI! I LUV HIM! I'M GONNA HAVE HIS SMEXY DEMON BABIES!"
Sasuke
1. "I LOVE YOU ITACHI! LET'S DANCE UNDER RAINBOWS AND RIDE PONIES AND HUG LIKE LEE AND GAI DO!"
2. "Kakashi, you are my awesome, terrific, kick-ass mentor. HUG ME!"
3. "I LOVE YOUTH! AND SUNSETS!"
4. "Sorry, Kakashi, but I asked Gai to teach me…he is so youthful…"
5. "I don't want to restore the Uchiha clan with just anyone…I wanna restore it with ITACHI!"
6. 'you did me such a great favor by killing the clan, Itachi."
7. "SHUT UP! I'M NOT EMO! I'M JUST ON MY PERIOD!"
8. "Sensei, what's 'The Talk'?
9. "Sakura, did your hair get dipped in a rainbow and that's how it became pink?"
10. "I WANNA HAVE PINK-HAIRED MALE UCHIHA BABIES! THAT'S SO HAWT!"
Kakashi
1. "Y'know, Gai, maybe we should just forget this whole rivalry…and become…HOT SMEXY LOVERS? WHAT DO YA SAY, HUH, BUDDY?"
2. "You guys wanna see my face? Um, okay."
3. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GAI LOVES LEE, NOT ME! HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE WITHOUT MY SMEXY GREEN-WEARING RIVAL/BEAST/LOVER????"
4. "Eh, I don't feel like reading Icha Icha today."
5. "Y'know, Jiriaya, Icha Icha isn't all that great…"
6. "I think I should get a rainbow-colored mask..."
7. "I love you, Hokage mountain. I will hug you until the end of time…"
8. "Y'know, I don't think I'm going to come late for training tomorrow…"
9. "I think I'll go join the Akatsuki…BEING EVIL IS AWESOME!" –breaks out into spontaneous laughter-
10. "Naruto, you'll never be Hokage if I can help it! I'LL BEAT YOU TO IT! HA! STUPID ORANGE WEARING LOSER! FACE MY MASKED-FACED WRATH!
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