Disclaimer: The Lord of the Rings does not belong to me, nor does "Sam will kill" whomever "if they try anything."
Allanrefelliel sat in the Council of Elrond, but instead of the One Ring, her thoughts (I use the term loosely, but hey, if you were a thought, would you want to live in her head?) consisted mostly of the hot males.
Frodo is good looking, not exactly like 'Lij, but still attractive. Nah,
she decided, too short, plus Sam would kill me if I tried anything.Merry and Pippin are both adorable, but I think they're 'together' and that's,
she curled her lip, incest. Eww…Boromir is going to die.
Aragorn, maybe?
But what he considered rugged and manly, she considered desperately in need of a shower. He could be my second choice, maybe even a love triangle. The Evenstar ceased to exist when the thought crossed Allanrefelliel's (and, again, I use the term loosely) mind.Now, Legolas,
she smiled in a way she thought was very seductive at him (everyone else at the council thought she looked constipated), break me off a piece of that. He's an Elf; I'm an Elf. He's hot; I'm hot. In her simple, little mind, this was more than enough reason for them to get together.Across from her, Legolas fought to keep from returning the smile, but it was useless. The preteen author now had control over him. Where's Professor Tolkien? he thought desperately as his personality was stripped away and replaced by the fangirl's daydream.
He smiled.
Soon, each canon character lost the same battle Legolas had and the council became a poorly spelled, incorrect movie version.
It was a Mary Sue.