It was raining constantly till the dawn... Itachi looked up at the sky with his usual emotionless eyes, but wait maybe there was a fleeting pain in those eyes, but he quickly hid them seeing kisame coming with the 4 tails. This boring monotonous rain always brings back those painful memories when …. itachi's thought stream suddenly got stopped by kisame who also thinking about pain, but a different one... " Got any new order from Pain? "
" No..Nothing till now...why don't you take a little rest meanwhile? " Itachi tried to stop this meaningless conversation...
" Ok..Then Im gonna take a little nap..God knows what I'll see in my dreams ? " Kisame ended the sentence with a wink...
Itachi got the meaning very well which was clearly reflected in his replay.. "Go play with your damn shark-buddies! you freaking shark-fucker! "
" Come on...Itachi chan don't be so mean...be my shark for once in a while.. like for this rainy afternoon.. " with cute puppy eyes
" Blah..blah..blah.. im not listening to your sick fantasies... Go tell this to madara! " Itachi got fed up with those creepy jokes,finally decided to kill Kisame with a bottle of sleeping pills...
" NOooooo…..Madara sama save me " these was all he could say with mouth full of pills!
Suddenly impotent UCHIHA MAN appears... singing "I wanna save u like they do it on those comics... "
He gave a minute for the background singing to stop... " Have no tears, there's nothing to fear,I'm hear...Behold my supper-special-awesome lame entrance! " ...
While in amegakure...
" Oh my gosh! What the hell are they doing there...Those fools! " Pain shook his head expressing a 'sigh' while brushing his only remaining tooth...
Konan watched Pain while doing her usual laundry and felt sorry for this poor man who had to withstand all those disasters..that he lost all of his teeth...
" Pain tan...Pain tan...don't be sorry...tooth fairy will bless u" Sasori was busy with akatsuki's upcoming single " Take u to the gay bar let u break the bijju-curse " but still tried to soothe Pain's pain a little...
" Give me all the money u got from that fairy! " as usual kakuzu was only interested in money...
" From today you are all fired...no akatsuki anymore! We are breaking this band forever... "
Pain's last words had brought a pin drop silence for few weeks... ...
Some where in some dark cave there were two bright green eyes glowing with happiness from this news...while Kabuto was seen taking back apparently naked sasuke back to his room...
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...The original songs are ' I Want To Kill U Like They Do In The Movies' and 'Candy Shop' . . . .
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