Author's Note: I adopted this story from ChangSen. She is a really good friend of mine. She hase not been able to go on and fix her stories and i am not all that good with a computer so bare with me please I will try my best. Please, only constructive critiscism and if there was something you didn't like, send a message. I have a fer ideas for the story but am not exactly sure in which direction this story will take, so suggestions are welcome. This chapter thay are speaking German.
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Warning: Dumbledore, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny Bashing. Genre and rating may go up. More warnings may be added. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Reconnaissance
A male teen with blonde hair put back in a braid and had golden eyes was, at the moment, stomping through Central Headquarters to a certain superior officer's office. Another boy, maybe a year or so younger then the other was trying to keep up and out of the way. He did not look that much different then the older boy except for his hair being darker and shorter. When both the boys made it to their superior officer's door, the older boy kicked open the door with his left leg, a resounding boom could be heard through the building as the door flew off its hinges and landed right in front of the superior officer.
"Fullmetal, if you don't stop destroying army property, I am going to start sending you the bill." A tall, black haired man said, while menacingly looming over his desk.
"Don't you dare send me any fucking bill." Edward growled, while kneeling in front of the damaged door and fixed it with alchemy.
Mustang smirked, "Aren't you a good little boy."
A vein popped out of Edwards head and he turned around slowly glaring at Roy. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO FUCKING SMALL YOU CAN'T SEE HIM OVER ALL THE PAPERS STACKED ON YOUR DESK!"
Both Roy and Al flinched at the sheer volume of Ed's screaming.
"Brother, don't be so loud." Al whispered to Ed.
"Now –huff- why the hell –huff- did you want –huff- us for?" Ed huffed out, trying to get as much air as he could back into his lungs.
"Always right to the point, hmm Fullmetal?" Roy sighed knowing that he wouldn't be able to torment the teen until he got the mission report and all the other paperwork out of the way. "We got a request from the Headmaster of a school in Scotland. I don't have all the information since he didn't ant it getting intercepted by anyone. The Headmaster has an appointment with me tomorrow to discuss the details. I want you at the meeting to help explain things to the headmastr and to help translate."
Edward completely zoned out everything Mustang was saying, until he mentioned something about himself, "Why the hell do you need me to help translate for?"
Mustang sighed in frustation while pinching the bridge of his nose, "If you were listening at all, Fullmetal, you would have heard me say that the headmaster is from Scotland. Amestris is in Germany. You and Alphonse have learned many different languages on your travels, English being one of them. While I know a bit of English, I don't believe that the Headmaster knows German." At this point, Roy was looking pointedly at Ed. "That is where you an Alphonse come in. You both have the knowledge required to translate."
Ed glared at the man while crossing his arms. He leaned back in his chair and propped his feet up on Mustang's desk. "Is that all you are going to need us for tomorrow, or will we be sent on this mission also?"
Roy stood up from his seat and walked around to the back of Edward's chair, looking, for the world, that he was heading to the window on the other side of the room. "I won't know until tomorrow when I get the information from the old man. Don't put your feet on my desk." Roy grabbed the back of Ed's chair and put his weight into it until the chair fell backwards, smirking when Ed yelped and banked his head off the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME? YOU FUCKING BASTARD, I HOPE YOU GET SHOT AT BY HAWKEYE FOR NOT DOING YOUR FUCKING PAPER WORK, YOU GOD FORSAKEN BASTARD." The blonde yelled while rubbing the back of his head to soothe the pain. "ow...ow...ow."
Alphonse was just sitting staring at them, not sure whether to chastise them or be amused. He sighed, somethings just never change.
"Fullmetal, Alphonse," nodding towards the younger brother, "you will both be here at exactly eleven o'clock sharp. If you are not then I will have to send Hawkeye to get the both of you. Both you and I know that it would be an... unpleasant experience." His eyes alight in mischief and an evil smirk in place.
"Tch, whatever." Edward sighed, finally lifting himself off the floor.
Roy gazed at Ed, untrustinglyand glanced over at Alphonse, the more responsable of the two. "I'll make sure we are both here on time."
"Well, we'll be leaving now. See ya, Colonel Bastard!" Ed yelled looking back at Mustang.
"Edward!" Al yelled, admonishing him for his rudeness.
"Fullmetal, how many times do I have to tell you that I am no longer a lowly colonel, I am the Fuhrer. You should address me as so." Roy stated, glaring at the teen. Ed grinned as he walked out the office.
"Alright Fuhrer Bastard." And walked out of the office.
Author's Note: I think this is slightly longer than the last one and I am hopeing that everyone will enjoy it. Please read and review. I'll be updating, hopefully, every week.