A/N: I wrote this down awhile ago but was too lazy to type it up. A little Seb/Claude argument, and the solution to an ongoing problem. Enjoy ; )
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"That was the last piece, Claude. You ate the last damn piece of pizza!" Sebastian rails at him, completely fed up with his roommate.
"I absolutely did not eat the last piece!" said roommate denies.
"Really, because I purposefully left the last piece right there five minutes ago, and now it is not there."
"Perhaps it was the short elf-thing you insisted move in."
"Ciel would never do such a thing! He knows how important my food is to me!"
"Why, it was just the other day, Sebastian, when I caught him going through your underwear drawer!"
"Well, that is beside the point - wait. What were you doing in my room, Claude?"
"... That is beside the point."
"No, it is not. It is exactly the point. Were you stealing my cookies again? You always do that, you always want what is mine. It is ridiculous, truly! You can go out and get your own food from now on. I will not share with you anymore."
"Wait! Wait - please reconsider. I would be willing to anything, anything at all," Claude pleads.
"Anything, hmm?"
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"That's much better. I suppose this is one way to earn your food."
(Claude responds with a grunt.)
"Yes, right there. Make sure to swipe down the length of it...yes, like that."
(Claude sets down his feather duster.) "I still don't understand why I need to dress like this." (He gestures to the French maid costume which adorns him.)
"It makes it more entertaining. Much more satisfying. Don't forget the sides."
(Claude sighs heavily before getting back to work.)
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(Ciel enters through the front door.) "What in hell is going on here?"
"We've decided that Claude here is going to work for the food he steals from me."
"And that work entails...dusting the bookshelves in a French maid costume?"
"Indeed. Isn't it most entertaining?"
"...I suppose it is."