This morning, I interview Sorzus Syn, one of the original group of twelve sith lords.
An expert in sith alchemy. Author of the Code of the Sith in 6900 BBY.
(Approx. 6935 BBY - 6822 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Good morning, my lady. Do you mind if I asked a few questions?
SORZUS SYN - You may ask. Always happy to share my wisdom with the common folk.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you, my lady. Why did you and your fellow "dark jedi" reject the teachings
of the jedi order?
SORZUS SYN - We embraced the teachings of the dark side, which the jedi foolishly reject. The old
je'daii masters and rangers accepted that the dark side was as much a part of the force as the light was.
They did not reject it. And yet their jedi "children" reject the power of the dark side. Their loss is my gain.
INTERVIEWER - You are well known for your study of alchemy. What is it about alchemy that attracts you?
SORZUS SYN - I enjoy the ability to create. Be it my leviathans or similar beasts, or creating powerful
talismans, I love alchemy's role in creation.
INTERVIEWER - Aren't you concerned that these unnatural beasts and powerful talismans could be used
to kill billions of innocent people?
SORZUS SYN - Why would I be concerned? That people die? The nature of the force is that the strong and
powerful rule over the weak and powerless. My alchemy makes me powerful. The weak are meant to either
serve the powerful, or die.
INTERVIEWER - If you could meet one famous person from the past, who would it be, and why?
SORZUS SYN - That's a tough choice. Probably famed je'daii master and alchemy specialist Dam-Powl.
Either her, or the former sith king Dathka Graush. I would love to learn his tsaiwinokka hoyakut spell.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any favourite foods?
SORZUS SYN - Any fruits. And popcorn. I wonder if I can combine the two? kind of a "fruity popcorn".
INTERVIEWER - I guess that alchemy is your hobby?
SORZUS SYN - More of a obsession. I love alchemy. I can create anything. Living creatures, powerful
talismans, or exotic amulets. I can even bring your worst nightmares to life. There are no limits to my
power. Does that make me the sith'ari?
INTERVIEWER - I think that the sith'ari destroys the sith, and rebuilds them from the ashes of ruin,
making them even more powerful. Anyway, what is your favourite colour?
SORZUS SYN - Blood red. The colour of death.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you for your time, my lady.