Itachi Says:

Hey pals! This is a AkatsukixKonan story. All the Akatsuki, can't resist their blue haired beauty. Tehehehe, read this story if you love bloody fighting for lovey dovey matters I still remember in Grade 3 when my teacher told me fairy tales existed, bleh, fight for rights dude. -hits teacher- Only I am Mr Sensible in this story huns.

Pein looked at his list of Akatsuki members, he shook his head. Who to pair, who with who... Then a smirk graced his pale red lips, 'Konan is with me!' He thought, he chuckled darkly, the perfect chance to show her how much of a 'man' he was. He scribbled the words down:

Pairs:

Pein&Konan

He thought about the other pairs, 'I don't care who they are paired with' so he scribbled down the pairs quickly.

Pairs:

Pein&Konan

Puppet&Clay

Fish&Sharingan

Money&ReligiousCurseGuy

WeirdMaskedFacePerson&VenusFlyTrap

He smirked, perfect! (A/N: Pein is evil and cunning in this story, somewhat a vampire, but who cares? LOL It is a FANfic, also I used those weird names for the Akatsuki on purpose, I know Zetsu is a single Akatsuki member, not paired with anyone but like I said its a FANfic, who cares? Not me lol, its my story, its my world my dear readers. ) Enjoy the rest of the story!)

Then Kisame walked in,

"Fish face, how are ya?" Pein greeted Kisame without hesitation.

"You Rinnegan, how dare you call me that!" he grabbed Pein by the collar.

"Chill, I was only asking how you were Fish Face" he smirked, and shoved Kisame off him.

He coughed up some blood, he wiped it off his mouth, smirking (A/N: Lots of smirking going on...) 'Anything for Konan-chan' he thought. 'But for now I shall retreat, I shall wipe out that ugly Rinnegan face and claim Konan-chan!' he thought merily, but, he was thinking out loud.

Pein tensed after he heard Kisame's thoughts, 'Well its war then Fish Face' Pein thought.

The 2 had a major glaring contest...

TBC

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Haha, I actually was a bit surprised at how quickly I came up with the gradual story line. Deidara and Pein, Sasori and Pein, who will confront Pein next for the beautiful, cunning, rose Konan-chan next? Muahahaha, you'll just have to review and wait! REMEMBER, GRAPHIC PRIZES FOR THE PRIZE REVIEWER! Nya! Muah, much luff.

-Sasura