Disclaimer: As much as I wanna say it, I don't own Nuriko and Tasuki…not even Star Wars! *sob*
Warnings: This thing is just full of insanity and pure boredom.
A Talk About Star Wars
The place: 7 Eleven
The time: …around lunch.
The topic: Star Wars ^_^
Nuriko: *walks toward cereals section* Oh hey, Star Wars. Have ya seen it?
Tasuki: What the fuck are talkin' about?
Nuriko: *shoves cereal box at Tasuki* Star Wars!
Tasuki: oh that.
Nuriko: What, you've seen it?
Tasuki: No.
Nuriko: NANI?! You should! It's really great!
Tasuki: I've fuckin seen Episode One, o'right?!
Nuriko: Ooh, you should see Episode Two! Yoda kicked ass.
Tasuki: *laughs* Yoda?! Yer fuckin kiddin!
Nuriko: No…I've seen it. People in the theatre went "ah, aah" when Yoda's fight started.
Tasuki: *rolls on floor, laughing*
Nuriko: *reads Star Wars info on cereal box*
Nuriko: Who's Princess Leia?
Tasuki: *looks* y'see fuckin Amidala here? Well, she's Leia's fuckin descendant.
Nuriko: *looks at Tasuki* did you say descendant?
Tasuki: yeah…argh, FUCK! I can say a fuckin big word once in a while, OKAY?!
Nuriko: okay…
Tasuki: Jeez. Fuck.
Nuriko: Ano…Tasuki-chan, you're scaring the people off.
Tasuki: I don't fuckin care about those people. Hey, where's my hotdog?!
7Eleven person: H-here y-y-you g-go…
Tasuki: Thanx man. Aww…ya put in the toppings. Yer fuckin sweet, man. *turns to Nuriko* hey, check that guy out, he's fuckin sweet.
Tasuki: Maybe you should leave that fuckin royal narcissist fer 'im…ya'll have toppings on yer hotdog anytime ya want…
Nuriko: *blushes* Ta-Taskui-chaaaaaannn! *punches Tasuki to a wall*
Tasuki: *blambagboomcrash*
Tasuki: OI! That fuckin hurt!
Nuriko: *takes bite out of his hotdog and reads back of cereal with Star Wars info*
Nuriko: Ah, Tasuki-chan, you're wrong! Leia's Amidala's daughter.
Tasuki: WHAT?! How can that fuckin be?!
Nuriko: Well, it says so right here.
Tasuki: Lemme see that…*sees picture with Darth Vader and Princess Leia* Oh hey, why is fuckin Darth Vader with Leia here?
Nuriko: cuz she's his daughter.
Tasuki: *looks at Nuriko with wide eyes* WHAT?! Amidala's Darth Vader's fuckin wife?!
Nuriko: *laughs*
Tasuki: Quit laughin at me! *hits Nuriko with tessen*
Nuriko: *stops laughing to growl at Tasuki* Tasuki…
Tasuki: Oi man…easy…
---silence---
Tasuki: *Looks at picture* So wait a fuck…Luke's Anakin's kid?
Nuriko: Yep.
Tasuki: And Leia and Luke are together.
Nuriko: *looks at Tasuki, surprised*
Nuriko: *laughs*
Tasuki: What the fuck…STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!
7Eleven person: A-ano…sir…
Tasuki: *turns sharply to 7EP* WHAT?!
7EP: ah…ah…ahahaha…n-nothing…
Tasuki: *turns to Nuriko* Okay…run that ta me again…
Nuriko: *deep breath* Okay, what do ya wanna know?
Tasuki: Who the fuck's Leia?
Nuriko: Amidala's daughter.
Tasuki: And Luke is Anakin's…
Nuriko: …son. Right.
Tasuki: Leia and Luke are an item.
Nuriko: *laughs*
Tasuki: I fuckin told ya…LEKKA—
Nuriko: *stops Tasuki and laughing at the same time* Mou…Tasuki-chan, calm down…
Tasuki: *reads cereal box* Leia is Amidala and Darth Vader's kid?
Nuriko: Yep.
Tasuki: So…Amidala is fuckin Darth Vader's wife?!
Nuriko: *swallows laugh* yeeees.
Nuriko: Ne, Tasuki. What made you think that Amidala is Leia's descendant? *with emphasis on descendant*
Tasuki: If yer not gonna fuckin stop that…
Nuriko: *giggles* I was kiddin. So anyway, why?
Tasuki: cuz the fuckin Episode with Leia and Luke were shown before the fuckin episode with Amidala and Anakin.
Tasuki: so I fuckin assumed that Leia'd be too old now.
Nuriko: …too old…?
Tasuki: ta wear that fuckin two piece she wore before!
Nuriko: *laughs*
Nuriko: But that was Episode five! I think…or four…or six…
Tasuki: What do I fuckin care what episode that is?! It was fuckin shown before this! Leia is older than Amidala!
Nuriko: Nooo…it says so right here…*points to cereal box*
Tasuki: Fine. So, Amidala's Leia's fuckin mom?
Nuriko: *rolls eyes* yeah.
Tasuki: She's Amidala's and Darth Vader's kid?
Nuriko: Yeah.
Nuriko: And Luke's her brother.
Tasuki: WHAT?! I fuckin thought Luke was Anakin's kid?!
Nuriko: *keels over laughing*
Tasuki: LEKKA SHINEN!
Nuriko: *singed* Whaddya THAT for?!
Tasuki: *fang grin* ya keep fuckin laughin at me.
Nuriko: Jus that?! *punches Tasuki to wall*
Tasuki: What the FUCK was THAT for?!
Nuriko: *smirks* revenge.
Nuriko: Okay, let's do this again…
Nuriko: Leia and Luke are brother and sister.
Tasuki: How the fuck…oh…Amidala.
Nuriko: *gives weird look* yeah.
Tasuki: Wait…I thought Anakin and Amidala…
Nuriko: Yeah. They're married.
Tasuki: Then why the HELL did Amidala fuckin had Darth Vader's baby?!
Nuriko: *laughs uncontrollably*
Tasuki: I told ya…
Nuriko: *shakes fist* Don't you DARE do that again!
Tasuki: Stop LAUGHING at me, goddammit!
Nuriko: *dusts himself off* fine.
Nuriko: Where were we?
Tasuki: Amidala fuckin had Darth Vader's kid.
Nuriko: *snickers* yeah.
Tasuki: So…are Darth Vader and Amidala married?
Nuriko: *laughs*
Tasuki: I don't fuckin get what the hell's so funny…
Nuriko: *wipes tears* oh-oh-okay…I'm fine.
Tasuki: Ya fuckin sure, man? Ya look like ya swallowed three cans'a laughing gas.
Nuriko: No, I'm fine, I swear.
Tasuki: So Leia and Luke are not a fuckin couple?
Nuriko: Tasukiiiii…they're brother and sister…
Tasuki: They're both Amidala's kids?
Tasuki: That girl just fuckin goes around doesn't she?
Nuriko: *gives weird look*
Nuriko: Yeah. Hers and Anakin's.
Tasuki: But I thought you said…Darth Vader…
Nuriko: *laughs*
Tasuki: What the fuck…STOP it, man!
Nuriko: Tasuki, dya know what you're talking about?
Tasuki: well duh! Star Wars!
Nuriko: Okay…
Tasuki: How the FUCK can Leia be Anakin's kid when she's Darth Vader's kid? What? Shared sperm?
Nuriko: *laughs* you REALLY have no idea?!
Tasuki: Well, fuck. Would I ask ya if I did?!
Tasuki: Wait…Count Dooku and Emperor…who the fuck's he?
Nuriko: Palpatine.
Tasuki: Yeah…Count Dooku's Darth Sidius, right?
Nuriko: Yep.
Tasuki: Ahh…oh wait. Who the fuck's Darth Vader?
Nuriko: *dies laughing*
AN: Okay, this may not seem as funny as it is now, but I was while it was happening. The same (not exact) conversation took place between me and my friend during lunch break. I was Tasuki and she was Nuriko. We were actually in 7 Eleven. God, the customers were eyeing us like we just grew tentacles or something. Then again, picture two students in white uniform (yes, we have a uniform, and yes, it's white. -_-'') laughing their asses off in 7 Eleven. Heh…anyway, do review…it won't hurt!