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Inter-Dementional Vortex?
Chapter one: In Which Three Girls Get Into Lots of Trouble.
"Sir Integra, I found three girls in the third floor conference room, they say they dropped from the ceiling"
"What are you talking about Alucard"
"Hi, Sir Integra, I'm Amanda!" Said a girl with shoulder length dirty blond hair while stepping out from behind the vampire.
"I'm Julie." said a girl also with shoulder length dirty blond hair.
"…and I'm Sarah." said the third girl, this one with long red hair braided in pig tails.
Sir Integra noticed that each one had a hand full of Alucard's red coat. Amanda was reaching up slowly trying to get his hat, but Alucard caught her.
"How did you get in there?" Integra asked, "And do try to keep in mind I detest trespassers"
Julie stepped up to explain, "Well...I didn't want to say anything but...It's All Manna's fault"
Manna Looked away from Alucard "My fault? You were the one who Said inter-dimensional travel would be the best way to get here"
The vein throbbed in Integra's forehead showing her impatience.
Sarah Slowly stepped towards Julie and Manna who were currently bickering over, "Who did it.
Sarah Said "Hey guys…! Look I got his Hat"
Manna and Julie Chorused "OOOOOOOhhhhhooooo! Sweet"
Amanda and Julie both made a grab for Alucard's hat but he caught it from all three of them and put it back on his head.
"You haven't answered my question, how did you get here"
"Well, you see Sir Integra," said Julie "Manna here was going on and on about how cool it would be to be here, and I suggested tuning the television into an inter-dimensional vortex inducer"
"Inter-dimensional Vortex Inducer?" asked Integra with disbelief.
"Yeah, and Sarah and Manna and me figured it out in about a week,
got sucked though the TV and here we are"
"We are mad geniuses." Said Sarah, yanking on Alucard's coat while Manna made another pass for his hat, Julie presently grabbed his Victorian tie from his neck and put it on her own, Manna got the hat, put it on and ran behind Integra and while he was thus occupied Sarah stealthily snatched his coat from his body and wrapped it around her own, saying "Smells like…dust…and...something else can't quite pinpoint it…but it's good"
Faster then he could blink he was thus stripped of his cool clothes and the three girls were taking refuge behind Integra.
"I do believe you are getting slow, Alucard, if three teenage girls can out pace you like that." She said trying to hide a grin.
"Slow! Master?" Alucard was in a place he hadn't been since his infancy... (Wow he's old!) He was at a loss... Three teenagers.They were like three crazy, invulnerable, Five year olds with no concept of time out!
"Walter, take each of them and have them screened by Alucard...I want the truth!" Then Integra turned to Alucard. "I'm sure you can handle them one at a time...Don't Disappoint me"
Manna, Julie, and Sarah moved closer together while still examining their nifty new threads, Integra's threat of individual time with the Un-dead Polygraph was enough to make them shudder...With Glee!
"Julie That Tie Kicks!" Sarah Exclaimed Pointing though one couldn't really see her finger because of the long sleeves.
"Oh yeah well check out the hat!" Julie laughed as Manna peaked out from under the overly large rimmed hat.
"Sarah? I'll Trade ya!" Manna Said.
"Alucard... Where will you see them?' Walter asked with an air of humor.
"In the lounge... And Walter"
"Yes, Lord Alucard"
"See to it they come alone"
And he turned and left hastily before the girls could take any more of his clothing.
Walter herded the three girls into the hall and then down the stairs, warning them that they are 'to touch nothing lest they wish to suffer dire consequences.' he let the first of the three, Julie who was the youngest as well, into the lounge with Alucard.
"Hi," she said when she saw the vampire sitting on a couch "How is this polygraph thing gonna work?" she asked the vampire, stroking his tie.
"First, you will return that to me." He said pointing audaciously at her neck.
"What, this?" She asked mischievously lifting up the tail of it. "No, I don't think that's how it starts"
"You don't"
"Nope"
"Give me my tie, girl"
"Make me!" She said defiantly, turning to run away from the vamp but he caught her easily and took what was rightfully his away from her. "You party pooper!" She exclaimed.
Alucard ignored her and moved across the room to sit in one of the high-backed chairs by the fire place. "Where did you come from?" He inquired.
"New York, originally, but I moved to Georgia when I was young"
"You try my patience, impudent child. Where were you before you came here"
"Manna's house, I told you, we turned the TV into an inter-dimensional vortex inducer"
"…And what does this dimension vortex do"
"It lets you travel between dimensions, duh"
"Sure it does"
"If it didn't, we wouldn't be here talking right now! If it didn't work, Me and Manna and Sarah would just be thinking how cool it would be to be here instead of actually being here, as crazy as it seems, it is true, but you know that already, don't you"
"You are telling the truth, but what of the rest"
"They are just the same as me, they wouldn't lie"
"We will see, you are free to go," he said, opening the door and shooing Julie out of it from his seat. "Walter…the next one, if you please." Julie gave a smile to Sarah as they passed.
Sarah walked uneasily through the door thinking about how far away the chair was and how grumpy Alucard looked "Great... we're doomed, he's never gonna believe this." She mumbled under her breath.
"I heard that." Alucard said ominously.
"Oh well...It doesn't really matter." Sarah said somewhat down cast, 'no little comments for me' she thought. "So what are we gonna do here"
"You are going to sit in this chair and answer every question I ask Honestly." He said with the finality of a principal going in for the kill, on a dress code infraction.
"Not a little confident are you?" Sarah asked trying to lighten the mood, as she sat in the horrible leather chair.
"How did you get here?"
"I was sucked through Manna's ever-so-cool gigantic screen TV. via the amazing wonders of an electron processor relatively linked to the color/sound center of a television. Of course the link was strictly provisional so we like totally have a problem going back seeing as how we are totally short a television program about our home...We really should have filmed our selves just before we left and then brought the tape with us..." Sarah spouted confidently.
"How did you remember that"
"I'm just good that way...Oh yeah and I have the notes I made right here in my hand to prove that it should be a process we can replicate"
"Where are you from"
"My mother's womb"
"I'll only ask this once more…where are you from?" He said looking at her from the corner of his eye.
"Well you see when a mommy and a daddy really love each other and"
"Stop!" Alucard forcefully commanded.
Sarah cringed "You don't have to yell"
"I didn't yell, I don't have to"
"Okay so when do I get to ask you a question"
"You don't...And Give Me My Hat"
"Okay NOW you're yelling!" Sarah said as she handed him his hat."…But Manna wont give in so easily"
"Send in the one you call Manna on your way out!" Alucard said again opening the door then standing and making his way towards one of the many bookcases in the room.
Sarah arose from the chair and went for the door, when she saw Manna She stopped and Said "Careful he's kinda grouchy right now." And then kept going to Julie.
Amanda skipped merrily into the room nearly tripping on Alucard's long red coat that drug the ground behind her. Once she spotted Alucard she grinned and waved happily.
"Hi!" She squealed.
Alucard winced at the high pitched sound.
"Do not do that again or I will be forced to kill you." He said, a wide grin starting to spread across his face. He thought he would scare this one into handing over the answers that he wanted.
"Nope...you can't do that unless Sir Integra orders you to...otherwise you will have to face her...and she's scary!" chirped Amanda.
The grin that had been on Alucard's face left and he strode forward menacingly stopping directly in front of the girl.
"Are you willing to test that theory"
Amanda took a step backward so she wouldn't have to crane her neck so much to see him. "Not really." she stated still quite cheery. (nothing could ruin her good mood right now)
"Hmm...Why did you three come here"
"We were bored"
"You were bored...there has to be more to it than that. Now why did you come here"
"He don't know us very well do he?" Amanda murmured stroking the vampire's coat as if it were one of the most 'precious' things in the world.
The No-Life-King's eyebrow arched in question.
"Give me that." He ordered.
Amanda's head snapped up and she began to back away slowly shaking her head 'no' the entire time.
"Yes." He snatched out at one of the sleeves to pull it away from her but was mildly surprised when his hand met nothing but air. Alucard turned his head to see her standing behind the leather chair Sarah had previously sat in. He turned striding toward her at a measured pace. She again streaked away from him when he came close.
'She is fast...I'll give her that much'
The chase continued for another ten minutes (Alucard could have caught her sooner if it were not for all of the antiques he had to refrain from breaking.) In the end, Amanda tripped over the coat landing flat on her face and Alucard jumped forward stripping it away and putting it back around his own shoulders.
"Aww no fair." Amanda pouted reaching again for his jacket. 'grummmbbbllee...urrummbllee' She jerked her hand back and looked down at her stomach. "I'm hungry...you would'nt happen to have any tacos wouldja...or Taco Bells there good too"
The vampire just smirked.
Alucard walked through the wall to see his master "Well, Alucard, it had better be good news, I haven't had much of that lately"
"All three of them have the same story and none of them are lying"
"That's not all you have found out is it"
"No, they also have no way of returning to their own dimension, they found a way of traveling to anywhere on a television as long as they can see the dimension on the screen, and they don't have a tape of themselves"
"Alucard, that is bad news"
"I also have good news, they are the three purest souls I have ever seen at there age, they are like five year olds in almost every way"
"What does that mean for me?" She asked.
"It means, Master, that these three are not a threat to us, except for that they might be nearly as fast as I"
"And possibly faster…alright…You have been in their minds, what would You do with them"
The Undead smirked and chuckled.
End Chapter D.A.S.+
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