This song is about a fan of Seven's who used to like her, but is now sick of her. It's to the tune of, "Hot 'n' Cold" by Katy Perry. No pairings.

Disclaimer: * sigh * I don't own the song, Katy Perry, or Star Trek. Isn't that obvious?!

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You think you're hot

When the boys, they say "Whoa!"

Yeah, you PMS like a bitch

I would know

And you always sit

Always stand proud and tall

I should know

That you're no good at all

'Cause you're nice then you're mean

You're a drone then a queen

You're sour then sweet

You're fair till you cheat

You're silver then blue

You bark then you mew

The boys, they all gawk

Even if you don't talk

I, I don't really want you to stay

I, but I don't really want you to go

'Cause you're nice then you're mean

You're a drone then a queen

You're sour then sweet

You're fair till you cheat

You used to be so cool, and unique

The same interest is now gone far away

My love was outpouring

Now you're plain boring

I should know

That you're not gonna change

'Cause you're nice then you're mean

You're a drone then a queen

You're sour then sweet

You're fair till you cheat

You're silver then blue

You bark then you mew

The boys, they all gawk

Even if you don't talk

I, I don't really want you to stay

I, but I don't really want you to go

'Cause you're nice then you're mean

You're a drone then a queen

You're sour then sweet

You're fair till you cheat

Someone call the doctor

Got a case of a love bipolar

Stuck on a rollercoaster

Can't get off this ride

You think you're hot

When the boys, they say "Whoa!"

'Cause you're nice then you're mean

You're a drone then a queen

You're sour then sweet

You're fair till you cheat

You're silver then blue

You bark then you mew

The boys, they all gawk

Even if you don't talk

'Cause you're nice then you're mean

You're a drone then a queen

You're sour then sweet

You're fair till you cheat

You're silver then blue

You bark then you mew

The boys, they all gawk

Even if you don't talk

I, I don't really want you to stay

I, but I don't really want you to go

'Cause you're nice then you're mean

You're a drone then a queen

You're sour then sweet

You're fair till you cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat.

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