AN: Be wound This has not been spell check or beta read some mistakes are typo's some are because I'm pants at spelling
This is Part one of the pre to a self-insert was going to be longer but I divided to spit it in to two parts
"When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to change; at such a moment, there is no point in pretending that nothing has happened or in saying that we are not yet ready. The challenge will not wait. Life does not look back. A week is more than enough time for us to decide whether or not to accept our destiny."
― Paulo Coelo,The Devil and Miss Prym
My name is ****** ******** but that doesn't matter you see because you probably can't read it. You see no one knows my name any more I can't say it, write it, or spell it. I still know it that makes any seams I know who I am but no one else does. That didn't make any sence did it? okay. Let's start at the beginning.
October 7, 2003
When I graduated high school five years ago I did what all young adults of my generation did. I moved in with a relative who didn't make my pay rent untill I found a job. Let me tell you something in a town that used to be a big railroad stop their wasn't that munch left.
Morning on but that all changed when today on this day I found a want ad in the classifieds "Wanted motivated workers for new enterprise. MUST be willing to work long hours for a new start-up company if interested please call (XXX) XXX-XXXX -XX
Not the most descriptive add but I was getting pretty desperate. Calling them didn't help much either.
RING RING
" Hello this is interactive media inc. How may I help you?"
a bord sounding man anser
"Yes..um I'm calling in regards to the want ad in today's paper." their was a soft sound suspicious like a snort.
"OH Relay I didn't think they ran that yet. You got family telling you the wrong day to call in?" I think that is going get on my nears
"Um no I have the paper right here I thowt I was going to get an automated directory."
"OH Why would you Ever think that?" Yep it's getting on my nears
"Well theirs an extension number with the regular phone number."
"OHHHHH! Why didn't you tell me that to start with?" Why do you always say OH at the beginning of your sentences?
"You did-"
"OH never mind just give me the number."
XX-XX
"OH-"
thankful he sent me thru and I never found out what that last Oh was about.
that's when the elevator wafting music came on.
da da da da da da da da da da da da...
"Hello who am I speaking to?"
"This is ****** ********."
"Why are you calling?"
"I'm calling about the ad in today's classifieds."
"You want to apply for the testing place?"
Now I'm not goanna lie the first thing that popped into my head when I heard Testing as I have played WAY too much portal was HELL NO!FDS! but thankfully I had more control over my mouth.
"I would like to know ware and what time I should be their. Also I'd like to know how I would be paid, hourly, salary, or by the teats."
"Isn't it in the ad?"
Shouldn't he know this? I should have just hung up than and their but I wanted a job and they seemed to be hiring at least I hoped.
"I'm sorry it was just the phone number."
"Well you'll need to come in and fill out an application our address is XXX eastXXXXXXXst You'll need a photo ID, social security card, birth certificate, and a credit or debit card."
Yahoo that's no suspicious at all but like i said
"Is blue bird okay?"
"Lyme check."
da da da da da dadadada
"you still dare?"
"Yup"
"It looks like it good so if you can come in to morrow at 10:30am. Have-"
"excuse me."
"Yes?"
"I still don't know what the pay is."
"I didn't tell you?"
"No"
"Sorry bot that. It's ten fifty an hour before tax. is that every thing?"
"Yes thank you have a nice evening."
Next Day
It was easy encore to get to the building was an old box factory It was a brick billing the town used to have a big brick factory, on the side was interactive media inc leading the way in entertainment. Thar was the standard flower boxes by the doors. I could see the receptionists round desk from the door. Entering the building
"HELLOW and WELCOME to interactive media inc HOW EVER can I help you today?"
I sware to god she actuate sounded like that. I honestly thoht they taught them to talk like that.
"Yes I'm here for an interview I think."
"YOU Think?"
"I called Yesterday and I was told to be here at ten thirty."
"I see YOURE on of those. Yes yes just go thru those doors on the right up 3 flights, take the firs door on the left. Now that's a confers room just take a seat the director will be their shortly.
The room was spanish with those long rectangular tables. Six of them in two rows of three with four swivel charts to a table there was only a single seat left.
My folding file in my hands I took the last seat. It was in the back under the vent. Next to me was a man who interposed him self as ****** ****** but be for he could tell me about him self a door in the back that I hadn't noticed opend. She was Tall a good seven inches taller than my 5'8" frame her suite was a deep blue that went with her dark hair beautiful. Her skin was porcelain, with delict feitchers like a very tall doll I couldn't tell you what collar her eyes wear her glasses cased a glare.
"Hello. I am Gwen Chancellor-Thacker Director and CEO of Interactive media inc. I would like to thank you for coming in today I sure you all have beater places to be so fist off my secretary Heather will collect the documents you wear instructed to bring."
As she said this a blond woman with a push card came around
"Now I can see some of you ither neglected to bring them or thort the back round check did not apply to you if so get out."
some people looked confused some pissed
"I won't repeat my self. Get. Out. Now. Or I will call security."
Some chair scoot and some people left I saw some with folders leaving I guess they didn't think they would pass the check.
Heather took my file and handed me a sheet of paper and a notebook.
"Now than Heather will go make copies of your papers and when your done here you can pick them up on your way out. Now what your looking at is a list of questions I would like you to anser them to the beast of your ability. This questionnaire is a sample of some of the work you will be doing if your hired now because we will use this in future projects we will pay you a sum of fifty dollars and at one we will give an extra ten dollars for your lunch and thirty minutes to pick it up. Begin"
The test was what shows, books, games, music, and movies have you watched/read/listen to in the past year?
In each group which was your favorite/least favorite? Why?
In each group who was your favorite character/least favorite? Why?
Who was your favorite protagonist/least favorite? Why?
Who was your favorite antagonist/least favorite? Why?
What is your favorite/least favorite genra? why?
Can you see why it took me six hours?
At the end of the day I was fifty dollars richer and told I would hear from them in five to six days.