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Sakura's Bad Day
It all started when Team Kakashi was on the training grounds trying to get the bells from Kakashi. Kakashi got high and released the Nine-Tailed fox from Naruto. The fox then summoned a great meteor and threw it at Sakura. It sent her through the earth and she appeared in Village Hidden in the Sand. Neji randomly walked up and started raping Sakura with his 8-Trigrams Chidori he just learned. That sent her flying back in time to the Blood Mist Village and in the middle of Zabuza's Genin exam. Zabuza immediately cuts off her legs and before she hits the ground, kicks her to Jiraiya's Mansion where he violently rapes her because he's 25 and still a pervert. Then while Jiraiya is raping her, Kakashi comes back and hits her with Chidori so hard, she flies forward through time back to present day and into the forest in the middle of a training session of Guy Sensei and Lee. While Sakura is still airborne, Guy tries to high five Sakura and epically fails and ends up slapping the mess of mess out of her. Sakura face goes through a tree where she gets stuck. Meanwhile without realizing, Lee gives Sakura a face full of DROPKICK! "DYNAMIC ENTRY! " Lee kicks Sakura out of the tree and Kakashi says, "Ownage." And then Kakashi and sasuke both perform a double Chidori on what's left of Sakura and then they take her to the hospital where she gets her broken body fixed.
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