Summoning Harry
By: Flying Ducks
Disclaimer: None of these characters are my own. They all belong to the author J.K. Rowling.
Story: "My Lord, we have been unable to locate Harry Potter and….uh….my Lord?" began one Death Eater.
Voldemort, being distracted, did not hear the Death Eater's news.
"Accio pencil……OUCH! My eye!" screeched Voldemort "Let's try this again……accio…….ipod!" catching the ipod, he was unhurt. "Now, that worked better." Voldemort said.
"Uh? My lord?" the Death Eater quietly added.
"Accio Coca-Cola!" shouted Voldemort. Taking a large sip he blankly remarked,
"Ahh……..Coke satisfies…."
"MY LORD!" the impatient Death Eater uncontrollably shouted.
Voldemort turned; his smile from enjoying his coke had totally evaporated. The Death Eater apologized repeatedly. Voldemort tilted his head, stood up and replied,
"You're lucky I was drinking coca-cola or else I'd have gone Avada Kedevra on your ass." Vodelmort said quite blunty.
"I apologize my lord. I-It won't happen again." replied the Death Eater.
Voldemort sneered at him and returned to his seat to continue enjoying his beverage. Then the Death Eater thought of such a stupid idea, which might just work!
"Excuse me my Lord, but may I make a suggestion for the capture of Harry Potter?" The Death Eater hopingly asked.
"Since you failed me before, and I'm in an oddly good mood………knock yourself out!"
"Oh! Thank my Lord, thank you!"
"Yeah whatever….." replied Voldemort who could really care less because he knew his minion's plan would probably never work.
"Thank you!" the Death Eater said, yet again……..
"Alright I get the point! Will you tell me what your stinkin' plan is already?" Voldemort furiously retorted.
"Okay…..here it is: You use the summoning charm, Accio, to summon Harry Potter!"
"That's sooo retarded..….but hey……it might actually work!" Voldemort surprisingly replied.
Shocked, the Death Eater replied. "Really? Uh okay!"
"ACCIO HARRY POTTER!" Voldemort shouted confidently.
Meanwhile at Hogwarts……………..
Snoring obnoxiously loud in his bed…….Harry was dead asleep. But he was abruptly woken by smashing into a wall. While floating in mid-air he rubbed his head and screeched,
"Bloody hell! Ron wake up! WAKE UP!"
"What?" moaned Ron.
"You're a right foul git, I hope you know that!"
"Whoa! Harry you're floating! That's so cool!"
"No duh!" replied Harry angrily.
Suddenly he flew out the door headed to his certain doom.
10 minutes later, back by Voldemort……….
"Why I should've known that your bloody plan wouldn't work!"
Raising his wand ready to kill his minion, he was halted by Harry abruptly crashing into him.
"What the…..OH MY GOD! It's Harry Potter!" shouted Voldemort.
Being so shocked that it worked; Voldemort totally forgot that Harry was even there, and began jumping for joy all around the room!
"STUPEFY!" screeched Harry
With Voldemort lying frozen on the ground, Harry made his escape without any trouble from the Death Eater.