A/N: This is just a little tidbit while I'm working on another chapter for Wrong Side Of The Tracks... A filler, if you will. This will be a random never-ending filler, based off my story Sara Randomness. ~Repo [The One With The Mask]~
Warning: This story is based on real events. If you pee yourself laughing, that is not my problem. Go ahead and enjoy the filler.
Cast (Outsider on the right, and real person on the left. Or vice-versa. Figure it out. xD)
Soda: Me
Steve: Sara
Two-Bit: Lane
Johnny: Candace
Dally: Matteo
Ponyboy: Chantel
Darry: Andrew
(Please note that not all of the cast will be used in each part. ^^)
Part 1: Toaster Pets
Soda: HEY! STEVE! Bounds into the room all excited-like
Steve: Eh? Looks over at his best friend, who was carrying something in a black bag
Soda: THIS! Pulls out a toaster TADA!
Steve: Uh... Dude... I hate to break it to you, but that's just a toaster.
Soda: Scoffs Not just a toaster, it's a toaster PET! His name is Soul!
Steve: NO FAIR! I want a toaster pet!
Soda: Which is why I brought this- Pulls out another toaster It's a girl toaster though!
Steve: That's okay! I'll name her Dani.
Soda: Uh oh... Sly grin
Steve: What?
Soda: Dani's in heat... and Soul's ready to breed.
Two-Bit: Ha! That's funny! If you come back to the lot with Dani, Soul, and mini toasters, I'll believe it.
Steve and Soda: You're on!
The next day
Steve: Two-Shit? You here?
Two-Bit: Throws an empty beer can at Steve Yeah... You got proof?
Soda: HERE! Brings out a box with Dani, Soul, and small toasters
Two-Bit: Uh... Wha... Passes out
Steve: Should we tell him that we made them out of plastic and tin foil last night?
Soda: Probably would be wisest...
Ten minutes later
Two-Bit: Wait... You mean to say that the mini toasters were fake?
Soda: Yeah.
Two-Bit: Stares blankly for a moment LIES! YOU HAVE BREEDING TOASTERS! YOU BOTH LIE! Storms out
Soda and Steve: The one time we tell him the truth...
A/N: Amusing, no? Please review! For the mini toasters! ~Repo [The One With The Mask]~