The song is "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling for Soup
I do not own anything.
Me and Katie worked on this for a good 15 minutes lol. Its for her story which was origonaly "Relationship Problems" but now I have no idea what she is going to call it. We only changed the parts that didnt work ^^
This is Jasper's Pov and when Alice is shooting him down lol ^^
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Alice, she's a shopper with a credit card.
She carries a coach, but I'm not quite sure what that is.
And when she walks,
Oh the wind blows and the angels sing.
But doesn't notice me!
Cause she's walkin' shopping
Creamin' over calvin klien
Listenin' to alternative pop
Dollar signs in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I failed miserably,
Tryna get the girl all the gay guys want.
Cuz she's the girl all the gay guys want!
She likes the American Eagle and I like Wal-mart
Her purse is full of cards that are maxed out by a lot
She says she'd like to score some Edward and an antelope
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
Oh the wind blows and the angels sing.
But she'll never notice me!
Cause she's walkin' shopping.
Creamin' over calvin klein
Listenin' to alternative pop
Dollar signs in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Platinum credit cards
Drivin' in a yellow porsche
Does a jacket make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I failed miserably,
Tryna get the girl all the gay guys want.
Cuz she's the girl all the gay guys want!
She's the girl all the gay guys want!
Yeah she's the girl all the gay guys want!
There she goes again
With leggings on, and moose in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was for her to love me.
Now I am shoppin' stalking
Tryin' to be like calvin klien
Listenin' to alternative pop
Dollar signs in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no credit card
All I got's a motorcycle....cycle....cycle.....
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I failed miserably,
Tryna get the girl all the gay guys want.
Cuz she's the girl all the gay guys want!
She's the girl all the gay guys want!
She's the girl all the gay guys want!
Yeah she's the girl all the gay guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the gay guys want!
Yeah she's the girl all the gay guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the gay guys want!
Yeah she's the girl all the gay guys want!
Ya, stupid, i know. It's a gift ^^ Ya, this was just a joke between me and katie. Go read her story, if she has it up yet lol