Title: Prelude to a Kiss
Disclaimer: I don't own Grey's Anatomy or the title Prelude to a Kiss
Pairings: Addison/Derek; Addison/Mark
"Do you think it's another woman Mark?"
"What?"
"The reason Derek's never home anymore, do you think he's cheating on me?"
"Addison, no. Why would Derek turn to another woman when he has you."
"Awww… You're just an ole softy aren't you?!"
"You're a little drunk."
"Not drunk enough."
"Addison."
"Mark."
"Fine, you can finish mine."
"I still think he's with another woman."
"If he is I'll kill him."
"My hero!"
"Shut-up."
"Oooh! Am I gunna ruin Marky's 'bad boy' reputation?!"
"Now I know you're drunk."
"What if I am?"
"Come on, I'm bringing you home."
"Why?"
"Because you're drunk."
"Why?"
"Because you've been drinking alcohol and when –"
"No, why are we going home, I'm just starting to forget about Derek and whatshername, the slut."
"Addie, you don't know that Derek's cheating."
"Well what else could it be. You and I are both attendings and I'm a head of a – thingy – too, but I'm here! And you're here even though you should be and Derek shouldn't not be here but… wait, did that make sense?"
"Yes, and I don't mind being here."
"Don't lie to me Mark."
"I'm not."
"You're too nice to me. I mean you shouldn't have to spend Valentine's Day babysitting a drunk, washed up…"
"You're hardly washed up."
"Then why isn't Derek here?"
"Because he's an ass."
"Yes he is. No he's not! Don't say that about the man I love."
"Sorry."
"No, you're right, he's a cheating ass."
"We're here Addison, let's go inside."
"Maybe he'll be home."
"Maybe."
"Derek – Derek? He's not here."
"I'm really sorry Addison."
"Am I desirable?"
"What?"
"Am I attractive Mark."
"Yes, you're gorgeous Addison."
"I don't feel gorgeous. I feel unloved."
"Addie –"
"Make me feel loved and pretty Mark."
"I'm not sure that's a good idea."
"But you just said you thought I was pretty."
"I do think you're pretty, but I also know that you're married to my best friend."
"If he doesn't care, why should I?"
"You don't –"
"Mark. Shut-up."