HEY ALL I'M NEW HERE AND YOU'LL BE SEEING MY SOUTH PARK FANFICS ALOT MORE OFTEN. HERE IS MY FIRST ONE WITH ERIC CARTMAN SINGING BAD ROMANCE BASED ON KYLE. I THINK THIS SONG REALLY REPRESENTS THEM AS A COUPLE- SO UMM YEAH WITHOUT A FURTHER- ADO I PRESENT BAD ROMANCE- CARTMAN STYLE! XD NOTE : COMPLETELY RAMDOMNESS LIES AHEAD!
-Stan,Kyle,Kenny and Eric (Known as Cartman) are standing together as per usual-
Cartman: Hey fags!
Kyle: Shut up fatass!
Cartman: Oi stupid fucking jew! I'm big boned!
Kyle: Thats it! I'm sick of this just admit your a fat fuck!
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home...
-Cartman walks off-
Kyle: What a spoilt bitch.
-Stan and Kenny frown-
-Cartman gets home and goes to his bedroom, suddenly a flashing light comes into his room sparkling from every angle-
Cartman: What the fuck?
-It lowers down onto his table and stops glowing, Cartman goes up to it-
Cartman: An I pod? For me. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
-He checks out the songs-
Cartman: Heh heh, this one will do perfect (evil grin)
Bad Romance CARTMAN STYLE!
Cartman: ! Caught in a bad romance!
! Caught in a bad romance!
Rah ah a-a-a ah! Roma rom-a-a!
Gah,gah ooh la la.
Want your bad romance!
-Kyle walks down the corridor while Cartman follows him-
Cartman: I want you ugly, I want your disease,
I want your everything as long as its free!
I want your love...love love love! I want your love.
OH!
Kyle: Umm what the fuck dude?
-Cartman is behind a tree in the school play ground-
Cartman: I want your drama, the touch of your hand!
I want your leather studded kiss in the sand.
I want your love...love love love...I want your love.
Love love love I want your love!
-Gets out photo of Kyle-
Cartman: You know that I want you...
And you know that I need you...
I want it bad want your bad romance...
-At the bus stop the next day, Cartman bursts out;-
Cartman: I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE!
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVE IS REVENGE!
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!
Stan: Jesus Christ dude you okay?
Kenny: Yeah that was pretty fucked up!
Cartman: Err..gotta go!
-Cartmans runs down the street singing:-
Cartman: ! Caught in a bad romance!
! Caught in a bad romance!
Rah rah! a-a-a ah!
Roma! Rom-a-a!
Gah! Gah! Ooo la la!
Want your bad romance!
-At night Cartmans in bed-
Cartman: I want your horror, I want your design,
Cause your a criminal as long as your mine,
I want your love...love love love, I want your love!
HEY!
-Kyle and Cartman are doing a project with each other in the school libary the next day-
Kyle: GODAMMIT CARTMAN! CONCENTRATE AND STOP SINGING LADY GAGA!
Cartman: (ignores Kyle) I want your psycho, Your vertical stick,
Want you in my rear window, baby your sick...
I want your love...love love love..I want your love!
Love,love,love I want your love...
Kyle: Ahh...fuck it! I'm gonna study somewhere else.
-Kyle leaves-
Cartman: -Stares at Kyle ass-
You that I want you.
And you that I need you...
Cause I'm a free bitch baby!
I want it bad, want your bad romance!
-Cartman stands on the table and screams:-
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE!
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!
OOOOOOOOH!
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR IS REVENGE!
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!
School Libarian: SHHHHHHHHH! OR DETENTION!
-Cartmans run out of the libary and into the corridor-
Cartman: ! Caught in a bad romance!
! Caught in a bad romance!
-That night Cartman sneaks into Kyles room and goes up to Kyle's bed-
Rah rah a-a-ah!
Roma! Rom-a-a!
Gah Gah! Ooo la la!
Want your bad romance!
-Cartman blind folds Kyle and puts him in a body bag then drags him to his house (Kyles still asleep by the way)-
Rah rah a-a-ah!
Roma! Rom-a-a!
Gah Gah! Ooo la la!
Want your bad romance!
-Cartman drags Kyle upstairs into his bedroom, trying not to wake up his mother-
-Cartman puts Kyle on a chair then ties him to the chair and gags him and blindfolds him, Kyle wakes up-
Kyle: (Muffling) AHH WHERE AM I! HELP!
Cartman: Walk, walk, fashion baby!
Work it! Move that thing crazy!
Walk, walk, passion baby!
Work it! I'm a free bitch baby!
-Cartman takes off Kyle gag and blind fold but he is still tied to the chair-
Kyle: C-c-c-cartman?
Cartman: (Blushes) I want your love and I want your revenge...
I want your love...I don't wanna be friends...
Khal now that I have got you where I need you now...
We gonna make it work some how...I don't wanna be friends!
Kyle: GAH! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M FUCKING STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT!
Cartman: (Continuing) (Shakes head) No! I don't wanna be friends...
Kyle: We weren't anyway dumb ass -.-
Cartman: (Ignores Kyle) (Licks lips) Caught in a bad romance...
Kyle: (Freaked) Okay now this is creepy...
Cartman: I DON'T WANNA BE FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!
CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE!
Kyle: This is a dream right? .
Cartman: (Grabbing Kyle's coat) WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!
Kyle: '...'
Cartman: I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE!
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVE IS REVENGE!
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!
(Gets really close to Kyle's face)
CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!
RAH RAH A-A-AH!
ROMA! ROM-A-A!
GAH GAH OOO LA LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!
(Passionatley kisses Kyle room goes silent as their lips lock together)
The End.