Heya before i get started i have to say that this is also written by my good frend (chek her page out!). Some chappies wil b written by me, some by her – it'll say at the bottom.

Anywwwho we wrote this as a laugh in history 1 day (wow were rebels ;) ) so hope you like it! Chapters will b short xx


CHAPTER 1

Ron came strolling into the common room.

Hermione glanced up at him and immediately fell out of her chair in laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

Ron's ears went red. "What?"

"You've got," Laughter. "A ginger goatee!" She shrieked with laughter again.

Ron was looking defensive. "What's wrong with it? I like it!"

Hermione looked shocked.

"You LIKE it? I thought you did it for a joke! It looks RIDICULOUS!" And she was off again, tears straming down her face as she guffawed at him.

"It's not ridiculous." He crossed his arms defensively. "It's the new look!"

"The new look? I am NOT going to kiss you with that pygmy puff on your chin!"

"Well I guess we're not going to be kissing any time soon then because I am not going to shave it off!"

"Grrr..." Hermione went through the portrait in a huff, heading for the library.

Maybe she'll find a spell on how to jinx off her boyfriend's ridicolous ginger goatee.

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Hope you like it, heres a funny joke;

what do u get when you review on this story?

2 very happy grls who will smile at all their teachers for the rest of the week. :)

Well...dat wasnt funny but you get the point... nd anyway *hee hee* 2mozzys friday so we only hav to smile at them for 1 day! (phew!) :D