Congratulations on becoming a rogue in Gotham City! Everyone knows that being a rogue is hard, especially in Gotham. So here's some tips on how to avoid the flying rodent!
1. Always keep stones on you and wear sturdy shoes. When Batman comes, relax. Fill shoes with stones and throw them at him. Run for your life and don't look back.
2. Always keep a bunch of cards that say 10/6 and a headband on you. Even before the Bat comes around pop on the headband and one of the cards. And when Batman shows up just carry on with whatever you were doing so that the blame can be pinned on the Mad Hatter.
3. When the Bat comes around spray yourself with a harmless gas. Scream loudly and keep shrieking your most terrifying fear. Say 'I'll do whatever you want me to Scarecrow!' which will hopefully lead to the Bat believing it was all Scarecrow's doing and leave you alone.
4. When preparing for a heist, leave riddles around that lead to a different place for the Bat to pick up. Hopefully he'll buy it and leave you to your heist.
5. Once all heists are successful. Fake your death, blame it on the Bat. Change your name, forge new documents for yourself and fly out of the country.
6. Make your death really brutal so that the Bat has a higher chance of going to Arkham. (So be sure to plant lots of good fake evidence that MATCHES UP)
7. If you're worried that all the other rogues (the ones besides the Mad Hatter,Riddler and Scarecrow) will seek revenge on you, never fear! Once the Bat is in Arkham they'll be too happy to even care!
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