Disclaimer:I do not own Edward, his sexiness, or his shirt! I shall give Stephenie her props!
Please read and enjoy Edward's first Diary entry of him relieving stress!
Dear Diary,
I'm having some trouble with angst. You see my fiancé, the love of my life, correction my existence, is in love with a werewolf. She always runs off to see him and I have to literally get my sisters to kidnapper to keep her safe! It makes me wonder if she truly loves me, or not. Sometimes I wish I didn't have the power to dazzle people, so I could know if she just loves me for my looks or not…
Angst.
And hearing peoples thoughts! Ugg! They are so depressing and emo! What's with kids these days? And the vulgar language! I blame rap. Emmet adores it though. (He should listen to some of my classical CD's) And don't get me started on Screamo! Its screaming emo-ness !!Hearing emo thoughts makes me depressed.
Angst.
Jasper is always so moody, but I can't really blame him since he's the weather channel for emotions. Alice, she's just so darn perky. Emmet….yeah not much to say about him. Esme she's a mother, a very over protective mother. Carsile he's all right. He's just so honest though even in his thoughts he's perfect! I wish I were like him….
Angst.
I stress myself over worrying about Bella. For goodness sakes she can't even walk on a flat stable surface without tripping! But I love her for her, even if she stresses me so much I have to turn to a stupid diary to vent it out! . . . I'm writing in a diary. . .
Burns diary
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hahaha I was really bored! Tell me what you think k? pm, responce anything is good. tell me if I should continue or not if ya care!! ANGST!