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"Ken-chan."
"Go away, Yachiru. You're messing up my hair."
"KEN-CHANNNNNN!!"
"What?"
"It's the 31st of October!"
"So…?"
"It's Halloween!"
"What's that?"
"It's a human festival where the humans dress up in spooky costumes and go around demanding candy from adults!"
"So…?"
"Let's have a Halloween party too!"
"But…We're not humans."
"I don't care! I want the candy!"
"Then why don't you go get the candy by yourself?"
"I need you to threaten the people who won't give me candy."
"No freakin' way! Get Ikkaku or someone else to do it!"
"But…Ken-chan! Baldy-head doesn't look as threatening as you do!"
Zaraki Kenpachi tried valiantly to think or some random excuse as to why he couldn't accompany Yachiru, but to no avail.
Ten minutes later, a very disgruntled-looking Frankenstein left the 11th division headquarters, zanpakutou by his side and a tiny pink-haired fairy on his back.