Hear no evil. Eat no evil. Party with no evil. DAMN!
Okay so umm... I was walkin down the street and ummm I saw a puppy dog! And umm... the puppy was cute.
The end!
MY BALONEY HAS A FIRST NAME IT'S N-A-R-U-T-O! MY BALONEY HAS A SECOND NAME IT'S U-Z-A-M-A-K-I! I LIKE TO EAT IT EVERYDAY AND IF YOU ASK WHY I'LL SAY!!!!! OSC- I MEAN NARTO UZAMAKI HAS A WAY WITH B-UMMM...-A-UMMM...-Q?-UMMMM...A!!!!! YEAH YOU CAN COUNT ON OSCAR! I MEAN NARUTO!
Naruto: wtf?
Sasuke: I'm disturbed...
Sakura: did you know I have pink hair?
Rock lee: AHHHH!! IT BURNS MY FREAKISH LOOKIN EYES!!
Inuyasha: I'm the coolest one here.
Sasuke: says the guy who talks to fleas and growls at trucks.
Inuyasha: you startin somethin bitch!!!!
Inuyasha and Sasuke then start beating each other up. They then both get killed by Hamtaro.
Naruto: damn, didn't see that one coming.
Hamtaro then kicks Naruto in the nuts and kidnaps Sakura.
Naruto: AHHH!!!
Sakura: weeeee!!! I feel tipsy!
Hamtaro: that's because I slipped something in your drink!
Sakura: but I wasn't drinking anything...
Hamtaro: oh... then I don't know..
Rock lee: that was my drink!
He then passes out.
Hamtaro: ooops my bad! Well anyway back to the kidnaping!
Sakura: is that a zipper on your back?
Naruto: lemme see.
Pulls the zipper down and sees that it's Gaara in a Hamtaro costume.
Sakura and Naruto: ...
Gaara: ummm... look over there is that the ice cream man!
Naruto: WHERE!
Naruto looks away and Gaara kidnaps Sakura.
Naruto: damn it!
Narrator: Naruto then realizes he must go and save Sakura and avenge his fellow ninja's death!
Sasuke: actually I'm fine.
He then gets hit by a truck.
Naruto: oh well not my problem.
Narrator: I SAID NARUTO THEN REALIZES HE MUST GO AND SAVE SAKURA AND AVENGE HIS FELLOW NINJA'S DEATH!
Naruto: aww... but if I go I'll miss Desperate Housewives!
Narrator: that's your problem not mine! So go!
Naruto: effin narrator... FINE I'LL GO!
Narrator: and thus begins a back breaking journey that may kill Naruto.
Naruto: what?
Narrator: nothing.
Naruto: I can't believe I'm missing Desperate Housewives for this...
Rock lee: BLUE BERRY MUFFINS!
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and now the horror is over.