Lord of the Comrades
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This is the sequel to Lord of the Friends. If you have not already seen Lord of the Friends it is highly recommended that you do so. If you chose not to, please do not blame the management for any jokes that you do not understand to their full and humorous extent. Thank you and enjoy the show.
Disclaimer: Management in charge does not currently or will never own any characters or story lines of a certain Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien, and will try to use them to the best of our abilities (which we have to say is quite raunchy and low). Management in charge does own Pineapple and Banana (though not the fruits or the idea for the fruits, just the characters) and the idea for this show.
Management in Charge note: Please try not to take this seriously and do not try to steal the idea. Offenders will be charged duly. If this in anyway offends you, your mother, your dog, or your life, management in charge is pretending to be sorry but we really don't care. This is not intended to be like any other shows (stories) and if resembles that of any it is strictly coincidental and that's just to bad.
Begin.
And in five, four, three, two, one.ACTION!
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Reporter for a local TV channel steps into the camera.
"Hi, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen! I'm reporter Cindi here for you latest coverage on the news of the Lord of the Friends cast reuniting for a second round at making a sit-com. If you remember from last time the cast was separated before the first episode even premiered on TV! This time they have a new director and co-director that will hopefully keep things in tact and running!" Reporter Cindi turns with camera to look at an empty studio production area where they are awaiting the arrival of the cast.
Soon, five large vans pull up and people start filing out.
"Great! The cast has arrived! In just a few moments we are going to have interviews with some of the cast and see what they think about restarting their sitcom! This time the cast is even bigger!" Cindi cuts off and there is an ungodly long commercial break.
"Cindi here with lead actor this time in the sitcom, Legolas Greenleaf! Tell us Legolas, what is your character in this sitcom?" Cindi is obviously smitten with Legolas's dashing good looks and debonair smile.
"Well I play the kind of 'ladies' man' character. I'm the guy who always gets the chick, has a different date every Saturday, that guy every other guy hates but wants to be like." Legolas smiled a radiant smile at the camera and waved to someone off screen.
"Wow, sounds like you have a great character. Tell me a little about the show." Cindi scooted her chair a little closer to Legolas's.
"It's basically about a bunch of guys, and a few girls, and what they are like in college. The college is set in Canterbury, England and it's a pretty good school but there are always the people that just somehow made it in. It's going to be a comedy." Legolas smiled yet again making Cindi forget what she was suppose to say next, causing the behind the cameraman motion for her to dismiss him.
"Um, next we have an interview with the directors, Pineapple and Banana." Cindi waved Legolas good-bye being to awe-stricken to actually form the words in her mouth.
Pineapple and Banana, the two directors, walked on.
"Hi, I'm Cindi."
"I'm Pineapple, the head director."
"And I'm Banana, the co-director."
"Are you excited about the show?"
"Of course we are, it is going to be better than the last time." Pineapple smiled at the camera.
"That's good to here. Do you think there will be more than one season?"
"We don't have any answers to that yet." Banana said looking away from the camera.
"Well, good luck to you both and we all hope that you don't end up like the last two directors, Miss Swiss and Twinkles!" Cindi laughed and waved the two good-bye.
"This is Cindi signing off, have a great evening!"
The screen goes blank then cuts to the head newsroom where the head anchors are ready with all your sports and weather info for the next millennia.
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Management in charge would like to make another note saying that we are using Tolkien's character but they do not necessarily have the same relationships. Arwen, Elladan, and Elrohir are not Elrond's kids and therefore they are not related to Galadriel and Celeborn, who are not married. Arwen and Aragorn are not dating and neither are Rosie and Sam. Brother's and sisters remain the same but that is it. Thank you and join us again next time for "Episode, the one where it all began".
Management would like to thank the producers of Friends for the idea of "The one." We do not take credit for that idea. Although Cindi does belong to us along with the "behind the camerman".
~
This is the sequel to Lord of the Friends. If you have not already seen Lord of the Friends it is highly recommended that you do so. If you chose not to, please do not blame the management for any jokes that you do not understand to their full and humorous extent. Thank you and enjoy the show.
Disclaimer: Management in charge does not currently or will never own any characters or story lines of a certain Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien, and will try to use them to the best of our abilities (which we have to say is quite raunchy and low). Management in charge does own Pineapple and Banana (though not the fruits or the idea for the fruits, just the characters) and the idea for this show.
Management in Charge note: Please try not to take this seriously and do not try to steal the idea. Offenders will be charged duly. If this in anyway offends you, your mother, your dog, or your life, management in charge is pretending to be sorry but we really don't care. This is not intended to be like any other shows (stories) and if resembles that of any it is strictly coincidental and that's just to bad.
Begin.
And in five, four, three, two, one.ACTION!
~
Reporter for a local TV channel steps into the camera.
"Hi, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen! I'm reporter Cindi here for you latest coverage on the news of the Lord of the Friends cast reuniting for a second round at making a sit-com. If you remember from last time the cast was separated before the first episode even premiered on TV! This time they have a new director and co-director that will hopefully keep things in tact and running!" Reporter Cindi turns with camera to look at an empty studio production area where they are awaiting the arrival of the cast.
Soon, five large vans pull up and people start filing out.
"Great! The cast has arrived! In just a few moments we are going to have interviews with some of the cast and see what they think about restarting their sitcom! This time the cast is even bigger!" Cindi cuts off and there is an ungodly long commercial break.
"Cindi here with lead actor this time in the sitcom, Legolas Greenleaf! Tell us Legolas, what is your character in this sitcom?" Cindi is obviously smitten with Legolas's dashing good looks and debonair smile.
"Well I play the kind of 'ladies' man' character. I'm the guy who always gets the chick, has a different date every Saturday, that guy every other guy hates but wants to be like." Legolas smiled a radiant smile at the camera and waved to someone off screen.
"Wow, sounds like you have a great character. Tell me a little about the show." Cindi scooted her chair a little closer to Legolas's.
"It's basically about a bunch of guys, and a few girls, and what they are like in college. The college is set in Canterbury, England and it's a pretty good school but there are always the people that just somehow made it in. It's going to be a comedy." Legolas smiled yet again making Cindi forget what she was suppose to say next, causing the behind the cameraman motion for her to dismiss him.
"Um, next we have an interview with the directors, Pineapple and Banana." Cindi waved Legolas good-bye being to awe-stricken to actually form the words in her mouth.
Pineapple and Banana, the two directors, walked on.
"Hi, I'm Cindi."
"I'm Pineapple, the head director."
"And I'm Banana, the co-director."
"Are you excited about the show?"
"Of course we are, it is going to be better than the last time." Pineapple smiled at the camera.
"That's good to here. Do you think there will be more than one season?"
"We don't have any answers to that yet." Banana said looking away from the camera.
"Well, good luck to you both and we all hope that you don't end up like the last two directors, Miss Swiss and Twinkles!" Cindi laughed and waved the two good-bye.
"This is Cindi signing off, have a great evening!"
The screen goes blank then cuts to the head newsroom where the head anchors are ready with all your sports and weather info for the next millennia.
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Management in charge would like to make another note saying that we are using Tolkien's character but they do not necessarily have the same relationships. Arwen, Elladan, and Elrohir are not Elrond's kids and therefore they are not related to Galadriel and Celeborn, who are not married. Arwen and Aragorn are not dating and neither are Rosie and Sam. Brother's and sisters remain the same but that is it. Thank you and join us again next time for "Episode, the one where it all began".
Management would like to thank the producers of Friends for the idea of "The one." We do not take credit for that idea. Although Cindi does belong to us along with the "behind the camerman".